well
my father announced the other weekend:

"of course, there's a very good chance your grandmother's a lesbian".

i wasn't sure whether we needed to talk or he needed his head read or i just needed my mind scouring with boiling water to get rid of that image. i don't think all three would do it, to be honest. shudder.

(for the record, she's tiny, 82 and just doesn't like him very much...)
( rachelswipe why am i still at work? it's fucking friday night!, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:43, closed)