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David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
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I count out the rhythm of any sexual activity by resolving the dates of famous historical events into their prime factors.
So the Battle of Hastings is 14101066 which resolves to 2 x 7 x 773 x 1303.

But I'm only allowed to climax when the event has three or fewer factors. So Henry VIII took the throne on 21 April 1509 which is 19 x 269 x 419. Bingo. Moneyshot.

If there is only one factor then I allow myself to defecate while I ejaculate. Which is why I love JFK.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:31, closed)
Marvellous.
*clicks*
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:46, closed)
Close the qotw.
Clicks
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:49, closed)
fantastic!
even more so if it's true.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:51, closed)
LIES!
No one on this messageboard ever indulges in any sort of sexual activity.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:57, closed)
Busted.
[sadface]
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:01, closed)
Busted's James Bourne was born on 13th September 1983
1391983 = 23 x 60521
[VINEGARFACE]
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:03, closed)
Horsehit.
The place is populated by wankers and you know it.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:02, closed)
^wanking to qotw answers^

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:08, closed)
Of course.

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:11, closed)
You know, I'm going to take this with a pinch a salt.
I'm nobody's fool, me.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:52, closed)
[salt'n'vinegarface]

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:00, closed)
You DO know me! :)

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:43, closed)
Doesn't everyone do this?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 18:30, closed)

I bet you factor good and proper
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 19:29, closed)
Perfect
*click*
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:24, closed)
This is so great...

That I thought I'd crack off a rapid, under-the-desk-at-the-office spurter to the alphabetised-equivilent number code of 'Dr Shambolic'.

The result is 4x18x19x8x1x13x2x15x12x9x3

But unfortunately I spaffed after the first 4

*shames*

still, a hearty click for you.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:57, closed)

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