supreme ruler of the earth..
I want to be supreme ruler of the earth..

I'd wipe the earth of all caravans as my number 1 priority.. actually no.. I'd just make people pay a massive tax on them.. and enforce a minimum speed of 150kmph at ANY time..that should make for some spectacular accidents..

Further more I'd tax middlemanagement extra for being douschebags

I'd tax politicians extra..

I'd group together all the people that buy & read yes, hello, walla, howrya, hola and all those tat magazines and force them to spend time with the binty """celebrities""" that they so desperately want to read about.. then I'd tax them to hell..

I'd means test everything.

and I'd make sure there was enough lawenforcement to enforce everything.. Also I'd make pedestrians liable for all accidents they get involved in if they're on the roadsurface..that'll teach them to look both ways! I'd up all speedlimits and enforce a minimum speedlimit..if you go to slow you'll get fined to bejessus..

No more learner drivers.. learn in driving school BEFORE you drive on the roads..

Oh and the activation of foglights in non foggy conditions result in instant electrocution.


I could go on..


Actually I'll add this..

I also want to find the twatbags that did this:
www.rte.ie/news/2010/1019/kangaroo.html
and cunt them up good and proper.
(wankymcwankwank Eels, tobacconists, hovercraft and bouncy bouncy., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:30, 4 replies)

You don't drive a BMW 3-series do you?
Or perhaps an Audi A4?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:31, closed)

No... Not a chance.
extra tax on those.


If you want to try and guess what I drive..

think

"Wanker Stationary Sales rep meets barryboy"
(wankymcwankwank Eels, tobacconists, hovercraft and bouncy bouncy., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:34, closed)

If you're stationary
You won't be driving anything.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:27, closed)

I count more than thirty grammarstupids
and levels of ideastupid that make me want to say that 9k+ thing just to emphasise how fucking stupid you make me feel by reading this.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:39, closed)

you still got it tho? No?
(wankymcwankwank Eels, tobacconists, hovercraft and bouncy bouncy., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:42, closed)

There's a reference?
Is it a John Lennon song?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:44, closed)

No. No reference. Just bad grammar, ignorance and anger in equal measures.

What I meant was;

The message comes across even if the grammar is atrocious?

Yes/No/Maybe ..



"Give Piss a chance"
(wankymcwankwank Eels, tobacconists, hovercraft and bouncy bouncy., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:49, closed)

Sounds more feasible than current legislation
Why dont you come and live here & run for gummint?
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 10:21, closed)