I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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"witness"...?Got home from holiday one morning to find our road cordoned off and armed police at either end.
Someone had been shot outside our front door.
Went to bed to get over the jetlag. Woke up in the afternoon, went outside, neighbour told me what had happened in some detail. Walked down the road to get paper, milk etc.
Local news team stop me and ask if I'd seen/heard anything.
I tell them no, but I relate the story from the neighbour. They ask me if I can tell the story again, when they've got the camera and sound set up, but this time tell it from a first person point of view. As if I was a witness. To a gang/drugs related shooting. Outside my front door. So I can be on telly. Telling the story. When I was actually out of the country when it happened.
Did I do it?
Did I bollocks...
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 13:45, Reply)
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