Being the only non computer retard in my office
I can happily sit on sites, such as the wonder that is b3ta, for as long as I wish, so long as nobody is standing directly behind me.

All that is needed is typing. The faster I type, the harder it seems I am working. I am a reasonably fast typer, but every now and again I get the urge to metaphorically explode all over my keyboard and type faster than humanly possible just to see if anybody catches on.


They don't.

(My boss once asked, me whilst typing an e-mail, and I quote "How do i move that line that keeps disappearing?")

Sigh.
(TheColonel, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:45, 3 replies)

I type 76
words a minute - touch typing, mind.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 6:24, closed)

Is that 76 different words a minute, or just one word 76 times?
Plus, is it the word "minge"? Please let this be true :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 8:09, closed)

I must add.....
that I don't actually type words, just hammer the keyboard with my fingers.

I even sometimes make tunes.
Dead good ones aswell.
(TheColonel, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 8:54, closed)