Here's my offering
To be sung to the tune of "My Favourite Things" from "The Sound Of Music"....

My Least Favorite Things

Julio Iglesias and all The Three Tenors
Radio 2 and the Cliff Adams Singers
Washed-up soap actors who then try to sing
These are a few of my least favorite things

Cream compilations and Ibiza anthems
Coked-up dance DJs and Elton John tantrums
Madonna and Britney, what were you thinking?
These are a few of my least favorite things

Bjork in odd dresses with badly smeared make-up
A mechanised pop industry that needs a shake-up
Cliff Richard crooning about the three kings
These are a few of my least favourite things

When the dog howls
When I hear Sting
When I'm feeling sad
I simply download all my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

(Repeat all verses until brain melts)


As is the common saying on this site: "it took me far too long to do this!"
(trollbite, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 21:54, Reply)