Pokemon
When I was at uni, I was seeing a really nice lad, and because it was my first proper relationship there was all the usual exploratory sex and giggling and it was good.
We (for shame) were really into Pokemon at the time, regularly having big Poke-parties in halls and being silly and generally having fun - and it was good.
Then, one night, said boyfriend took me gently in his arms in his uni-standard single bed and made love to me in his usual lovely, tender style. I actually thought at one point, I love this boy: I may marry him. That was definitely good.
Until moments later, as he shuddered into climax; my legs gripped round his ears, he screamed: "Pikaaaa.... CHOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And that was not good.
(Miss Hobart, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:05, Reply)