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Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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whilst losing our virginity
Ah yes, 16 years old and we had finally got to the point where Lynne and I had decided that we would lose our collective virginity after many months of fumbling and frottage.
We had just finished our exams and we arranged for me to come round to hers while her Ma, Pa and siblings were out.
9am on the dot I turn up and at 9.03 we were hastily disrobing and with hands a shaking I unwrapped the durex I had stolen from my older brothers drawer in preparation. I had been walking around with a grandly tumescent cock for the past day since she had agreed to doing 'it' with me.
After some frankly minimal foreplay, I climbed on top and basked in what would be the crowning moment of my adolescence. My brother had advised me to make sure her legs were as wide apart as they could be so I could access the gateway to my adulthood, so I pulled her knees up and aimed and put it in.
And was it tight, Jesus Christ it was a real strain but I had been half expecting it to be that way, and as I tried to thrust and power my way in she was crying out ‘not like that’ but in it went with a rush and while she said ‘no no’ too late as I unloaded with huge smile.
As I looked down I realised then that she was trying to tell me that my aim was wrong and I had just stuck it up her arse, she had lost her anal virginity and I was a mixture of amused and hugely satisfied embarrassment.
Luckily she was still up for it and the powers of recovery are swift at that age and armed with a condom she had prepared we concluded the mornings business.
Unfortunately she didn’t agree to me riding the Hershey highway again but when you are at it like a rabbits you don’t really care at that age.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 19:37, 8 replies)
Show us yer tits

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 19:50, closed)
Oh dear, oh dear.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 21:04, closed)
I hear the oxo tower is perfect for young coples.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 21:23, closed)
Easy mistake to make
So-called intelligent design put those two very close together!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 21:32, closed)
Intelligent deisgners
have a wicked sense of humour.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 17:51, closed)

There's nothing intelligent about the relative position of those two orifices.

Being so close together is why we have so many lawyers in the world...
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 6:09, closed)
Ah,
That's so you can carry a woman like a six-pack of beer!

Ba-Da-Ching!

Try the veal!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:46, closed)

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