My Excuntwhore
Well here's the worst thing that ever happened to me, and this is how I was dumped.

My excuntwhore Meredith and I had been together for a year and a half. So, I'm thinking that everything is fine for a while and then she tells me those two words that males dread with every bit of their being: I'm pregnant.

Fuck! Is what I was thinking.
What! Is what I said.

So like a normal boyfriend that is pretending to care about her well-being at the moment, I ask her what she's going to do. She is going to have it.

Fuck! Is what I was thinking.
What! Is what I said.

So to make a long story short, she calls me a week later and said that she miscarried. I felt bad for her. I really did.

Then another week later, she tells me that she had an abortion. I again felt bad for her and asked her why? She said because she knew I didn't want it and it was her problem.

Another week later, she calls me to tell me that it wasn't mine and she was breaking up with me.
(The_strung_out_suicide_machine, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:07, Reply)