What is written on them?

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:03, archived)

www.robmanuel.com/2006/11/03/christmas-crackers/
( Bob Todd whee, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:04, archived)

*adds yet another site to bookmarks*

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:09, archived)