I saw this on a certain someone's faceparty profile:
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- £10
Did acid -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace / Facebook -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in the wild -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Peed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25
Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost as a new bulletin.
( CowJam has a brqin made of plastecine, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)

My fine is £515.60

( CowJam has a brqin made of plastecine, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)

You can only count the botty sex once.

( Amorous Badger : sexually satisfying corpses since 1975, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)

I have never had botty sex

( CowJam has a brqin made of plastecine, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)

You must be counting the kissing-a-stranger thing six times.
Edit: I'm wrong.
( Newington, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)

I Think You'll Find You're Wrong^TM
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)

You're That's

/correcting improperly-quoted memes since 1986
( Gvpyczjppcl but it degenerates into the usual mindless twaddle, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)

Why should anyone get fined for having sex?

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)

depends on what they have sex with

(PsychoChomp Considers this a race hate crime against me., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)

Needs to be bigger.

( Amorous Badger : sexually satisfying corpses since 1975, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)

hooray! the 'hide' thing finally has a use

( manolust, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)

my god
i'm lost for words
(PsychoChomp Considers this a race hate crime against me., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)

Clicking Hide:
priceless

And £495
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)

You need to make this post take up more of my screen

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)

If only b3ta allowed <big> tags :(

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)

It would just get abused
by people filling up the entire screen with "[XYZ] IS SHIT" as if their lives depended on it.
( Gvpyczjppcl but it degenerates into the usual mindless twaddle, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)

<big>NO IT WOULDNT!!!!!!!!!1 YOUR SHIT!!!</big>

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)

This place is turning into AOL
/ac
( Gvpyczjppcl but it degenerates into the usual mindless twaddle, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)

This post needs fewer carriage-returns and more <small> tags
Edit: shit, £530!! that's more than two months' rent...
( Gvpyczjppcl but it degenerates into the usual mindless twaddle, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)

It's still massive

(PsychoChomp Considers this a race hate crime against me., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)

My fine is £10.
Here you go, you may stick this fake tenner I just printed on my shitty printer up your jap's eye.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)

What the fuck?

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)

they count 'skinny dipping' and 'taking acid' as £5?
Ooh, I once swam naked, and took class A drugs.
( moohalaa, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)

Fresh from rehab

( tfs bye, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)

Ah-ha.
So that's what the hide button is for! And I thought it useless...
( Bats, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)

The fucking words.
£265.10 I think.
( Newington, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)

£525.10
oo-er
( prem1um is full of life, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)

Hehe, whoever you found that from, must be fucking AWSOME.
My Fine Is: £386.60 - repeat-offences arn't counted ;)
( Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)

tee hee
thank you for helping me piss off the board.

Now everyone's got this thread on ignore shall we start insulting everyone?
( CowJam has a brqin made of plastecine, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)

Haha
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( Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)

Thats not an insult.
Thats a dream.
( prem1um is full of life, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)

I close my eyes, drew back the curturn (ah-ha-ah)
to see for cirtan (ah-ha-ah)
any dream will Doooooooooooooooooooo.



bollocks, that's now stuck in my head.
( Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)

I find 'magical trevor' gets most tunes out of my head

( CowJam has a brqin made of plastecine, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)

The trouble with websongs is that most real-life people don't really know them.... unless they go uber-viral, like Badger.
so its best to stick to showtunes if you want to look "Ohh look at me, i'm whacky and retro, I call sweets 'tuck' and fizzy drinks 'fizzy pop' ".
( Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)

bwahahahahaha!

( CowJam has a brqin made of plastecine, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)

you kind of already did
with the original post
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)

i'm pathetic
£190.60
( icklepeach needs a sig, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)

or just better behaved than some of us

( CowJam has a brqin made of plastecine, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)

married young too!

( icklepeach needs a sig, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)

Ooops
£740.10
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)

THANKS FOR THAT.

( Bud Muhnquai [ :(: ], Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)

that's a long list, hold on
566*

and I'm still doing one of them regularly

*hurrah for excel and it's superb "sum" ability
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)

having sex with your best friend?
You're either a soppy git or your dog's being abused.
( CowJam has a brqin made of plastecine, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)

I don't gotta dog

(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)

I want to insert something terribly insulting about your wife, but she was a nice enough lady, so I won't.
** Diplomaticly continueing my 'wrong' sence of humour **
( Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)

£325.50

( fallingdownjoe, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)

£0.50

( connor, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)

£480.10
:-\
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)

My Fine is 335.60

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)

£355.50

( Malchickles, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)

£400.60

( scott,, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)

£210.50

( BindiBaji, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)

£440.60

( Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)

I dont see why drink driving is only 20 quid
when using toys is 30 and anal is 80.
( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)

Why is having sex with a Puerto Rican
Considered worse than dropping acid?
( Lord Gnome A dingo ate my bagel, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)

I love the fact that
anyone with either 50p or 60p has peed in a swimming pool. The fact is that the rest of the "offences" are pretty much hidden, and yet this crime is clearly distinguishable. Genius!
(afrayed, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 18:08, archived)

hahahahahah
you sir, are a genius
(The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens*, Sun 25 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)

£455.10
Fuck, i'll need to sell some PS3's on eBay to get that back...
(MrFlump, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

My fine is £...450
meh
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

my fine is...
£540.60
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

£520.60
Balls.
(Vega31, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 19:28, archived)

my fine was
410.60 in pounds; that's $805.61 American. I am a bad girl!
( cynfulcynner ...another American nutter, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)

my fine is
575.60
not nearly as bad as i thought it would be
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 24 Mar 2007, 2:27, archived)

£415.60

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Mon 26 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)