My fine is £515.60

( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)

You can only count the botty sex once.

( Amorous Badger QOTW hate figure and JMG sucker-offer., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)

I have never had botty sex

( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)

You must be counting the kissing-a-stranger thing six times.
Edit: I'm wrong.
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)

I Think You'll Find You're Wrong^TM
( lbft, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)

You're That's

/correcting improperly-quoted memes since 1986
( Good morning sir, have you considered letting the light of Woodside into your life?, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)

Why should anyone get fined for having sex?

( Rubymurray is a DIY Goddess, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)

depends on what they have sex with

(PsychoChomp Has tickets for Glastonbury!, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)