My fine is £515.60

( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)

You can only count the botty sex once.

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)

I have never had botty sex

( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)

You must be counting the kissing-a-stranger thing six times.
Edit: I'm wrong.
( Newington HM Time Corps: Quo vadimus non requirimus vias, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)

I Think You'll Find You're Wrong^TM
( lbft, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)

You're That's

/correcting improperly-quoted memes since 1986
( Know ye not Woodside? http://www.spam.com/lol, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)

Why should anyone get fined for having sex?

( Rubymurray is a DIY Goddess, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)

depends on what they have sex with

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)