that's a long list, hold on
566*

and I'm still doing one of them regularly

*hurrah for excel and it's superb "sum" ability
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)

having sex with your best friend?
You're either a soppy git or your dog's being abused.
( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)

I don't gotta dog

(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)

I want to insert something terribly insulting about your wife, but she was a nice enough lady, so I won't.
** Diplomaticly continueing my 'wrong' sence of humour **
( Pauly pops Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)