I love the fact that
anyone with either 50p or 60p has peed in a swimming pool. The fact is that the rest of the "offences" are pretty much hidden, and yet this crime is clearly distinguishable. Genius!
(afrayed, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 18:08, archived)

hahahahahah
you sir, are a genius
(The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens*, Sun 25 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)