Enigmatic
( scott,, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:15, archived)

gahh, I hate those black eyebrows

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:15, archived)

Oh if ONLY this were true.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:16, archived)

In Scott's drunken haze when he met me,
that's how he remembers me.
As a failed pop star with a paunch.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:18, archived)

He's such a smoothie

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:19, archived)

David Van Day is running as conservative candidate in the Brighton bi-elections (no pun intended)
he is severely dyslexic.
the local paper printed his campaign advert unedited - there was much hilarity.
( scott,, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:19, archived)

well..
some pun intended.
( scott,, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:20, archived)

dyslexic fucking thick
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:22, archived)

I imagine YOU as a kinky witch.
Well, I don't imagine you as that, you know what I mean.
( Major Turd Former Foolius, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:20, archived)

have you finished with the Kleenex yet?

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:22, archived)

Dashing!

( moohalaa, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:16, archived)

Hurrah for DVD

(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:17, archived)