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Whats a googlewhack?

(Marcus de Sade 2, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:19, archived)
YOUR MOTHER.

(__, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:19, archived)
that's approximately 157 million hits away from being a googlewhack

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam has a brqin made of plastecine, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)
Which is the same amount of men she's slept with
ZING
(__, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:25, archived)
'In a row?!'
/clerks
(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)
hurr hurr

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)
Someone in a group chat on MSN told us the joke:
"What's the difference between a Frenchman and a piece of toast?" Before he could deliver the punchline (you can make soldiers from a piece of toast) I got in with, "Your mum hasn't had every piece of toast in existence."

That's still one of my proudest moments. We were laughing over that for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)
Seriously. I thought you weren't going to start any threads until September.

(I helped save b3ta! Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)
This isn't so much a thread as a huge pile of wank
So technically.....
(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:28, archived)
Edd
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:38, archived)
I KNOW WHAT A PARKING METERS ARE

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)
Why don't you just fucking gooh never mind.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)

oh never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:21, archived)
i like that strikethrough

(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:22, archived)

at strikethrough e cock
(I helped save b3ta! Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)
oooh misguided person
only to poke at and go ew
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:31, archived)
Google it
Now shh plz
(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)
A type of cheese

(I helped save b3ta! davew27, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)
It's where you FUCK OFF AND DIE A PAINFUL DEATH A LONG WAY AWAY FROM ANY INTERNET CONNECTION YOU MAY USE TO BLOG AS YOU GO THROUGH WITH YOUR PATHETIC DEMISE.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)
hahah!!
easy tiger!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:25, archived)
what friz said.
or, it's the act of finding a two-word phrase that has only ONE result on google.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer apologises for the delay to this post, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)
when you search for two words on google
and only get one result.

don't ask shit questions. thanks
(PsychoChomp Considers this a race hate crime against me., Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)
close but no cigar
both words have to be in the dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam has a brqin made of plastecine, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:22, archived)
It's a book by Dave Gorman
it's not great but it passed the time on a flight from Singapore to the UK
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam has a brqin made of plastecine, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:21, archived)
It's a two-word phrase that generates one and only one result in Google.
If you discover a Googlewhack, don't tell anyone! If you post it on a board then that's a second result and you will have broken it.

EDIT: Oh, wait -- I think 'Googlewhacking' is the act or process of searching for two words that generate one result. Such a pair of words is known as a 'Googlewhackblatt'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:22, archived)
A Googlewhackblatt is a single word with one result
A Googlewhack is a pair of words with just one result
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:25, archived)
Aha.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)
I bet you won't even read this, so I don't know why I bothered....
A Googlewhack is a Google search query consisting of two words, that returns a single result. Since 2003, British comedian Dave Gorman has toured Britain, France, Australia, Canada and the United States with a show entitled Dave Gorman's GoogleWhack Adventure, and published a book of the same name. These were based on a true story. While attempting to write a novel for his publisher (Random House) Dave became obsessed with Googlewhacks and travelled across the world finding people who had authored them. Although he never wrote his novel, he did eventually write a book about his "Googlewhack adventure" which went on to be a Sunday Times #1 best seller in the UK and has also been published in the U.S. and Canada. A translation is in the works for Japan.[1]

Some of the googlewhacks used by Dave Gorman in his book are Francophile Namesakes, dork turnspit, unconstructive superegos, bibliophilic sandwiched, dripstone ingles.

Participants at Googlewhack.com discovered the sporadic "cleaner girl" bug in Google's search algorithm where "results 1-1 of thousands" were returned for two relatively common words. Further details can be found at: Googlewhack NACK!


(Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:22, archived)
Yeah', thought soo.
Fuck right off marcus, I don't like you anymore.
(Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)
It's where you click the 'Reply' button when posting a reply
Does anyone have the link to the image that shows trolls like this one how to do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:24, archived)
I bet baldmonkey does.
WHERE ARE YOU?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:24, archived)
He's logged in as Marcus

(__, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:26, archived)
Say his name three times to summon him.

(I helped save b3ta! Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:26, archived)
Do I have to say them out loud,
or will typing baldmonkey baldmonkey baldmonkey suffice?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:31, archived)
ironically.. YOU SHOULD GOOGLE IT YOU DERANGED GINGER SPUNKBUBBLE!

(I helped save b3ta! hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:25, archived)
gee, I don't know
if only there was some kind of device, and engine say, where you could enter words and phrases in order to find or search for their meaning

you could call it a finding device, give it a catchy name like "Oodle" or something

but sadly no such thing exists and we are forever shrouded by ignorance


(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)