A friend was telling me
while she was giving birth the delivery room stank & her fella apologised for farting. The first time they got an opportunity to go out for a meal a couple of months later, he told her that the stink wasn't him & that she had shat herself in quite a large way.

It amused me that he had taken her out for a meal to tell her she'd shat herself.
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)