Let's give a big hand to Jeremy Beadle
let's face it, if anyone needed one, it was him!
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)

Also
When the big hand touches the little hand, it's time for Jeremy Beadle to wash the soap off his hands.
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)

His solicitors have had a nightmare reading his will
It was all written in shorthand.
( Goatworrier probably doesn't like you, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)

and... and... and...
his, y'know, his hand like... it's like... all deformed and that..
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)

LOL THE AFFLICTED !!!!!!

( Goatworrier probably doesn't like you, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)