I am somewhat amused.
I have spent the past few weeks vandalising my older daughter's MySpace when she left herself logged in on my computer.
Today, however, I had to let her use my laptop as I needed the desktop for the radios.
I forgot my password was on my MySpazz.
I just found this on my profile -
My name is Ethel Milfred Cubicle.
I shouldn't leave MY myspace logged in.
I live in Ipswich, I make my living by rolling to doors trying to sell toilet accessories, Yes ROLLING, In a pram, As i lost seven of my limbs in the Vietnam war eleventy seven years ago.
My hobbies include, Picking up hitch-hikers in my pram, Wrestle Mania, Stamp collecting and writing strongly worded letters of complaint to Supermarkets, With explanation points and underlining of words.
I'm fat, balding, 53 years old - Seeking attractive man with short sight and tremendous sexual appetite ;)

Bless her.
( Lu, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

hehe

( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

Heh.
That's a good name.
( Nile, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

Heheh.
She's learned a lesson. Have you?
( Spider Riviera He said, "We're dead" with an accent, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

I knew she'd do it.
I am laughing.
( Lu, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

What have you been putting on her page?

( elusive Missed Mario Kart again? YOU RUBBISH THING., Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

Stuff and ting.
Nothing awful.
( Lu, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

There there Ethel
The nice lady in the white coat will be along to give you your pills soon
( elusive Missed Mario Kart again? YOU RUBBISH THING., Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

awww how sweet

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

Hahahaha!
Your daughter is ace.
( Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

Beautiful revenge!

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

I've just seen your 'I Love Horses' page
You scary, scary man
( Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

My server is quite slow recently, it was better when it loaded up in the background very quickly
www.cr3ative.co.uk/ilovehorses
( cr3 history books forgot about us, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

hhahaaha
best of all the animals.
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

AAAAAHHH!!!!

(postal ninja hates people. . ., Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

the sound which is made as they are turned into glue.

( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

pfft
I'd have been really pissed off if my parents had changed mine
(Sticky Label, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

"HE IS A REALLY NICE YOUNG MAN"

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

ris?

(Sticky Label, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

I never changed her original things.
I just put a picture of methylated spirits under "general interests" and "I CARNT REED LOL" under "books". Oddly she didn't notice that one for ages.
( Lu, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

Coincidence?

(Sticky Label, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

she is a comedy JEANYUS

( RedStar ZOMBIES! - http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/20358, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

hehehe, i'd like to know why 15 year old boys want to be my friend on msn

( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

They want to be raped in the butt.

( Nile, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

Jonny?
Occupation: skoolie n lovin nat
Age: 15
Interests:
footie team - liverpool girl - natty rugby team - saints football rugby nat chillin wif da crew
im aba 5 ft 4 got dark hair n eyes, like footie, like movies, umm like hangin wit me mates n being wif natty, ow ya like rugby nall berrrrrrrrrr!
go ome now!
im feelin embarressed for u!
( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

he sounds lovely
Send him the link to the b3ta sign up page, tell him you'll talk to him on here
( elusive Missed Mario Kart again? YOU RUBBISH THING., Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

i declined his kind offer
i assume they want a mongychops somewhere else
( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

I'd rape him in the butt just for poor use of the english language.

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

what language is that?
It's like some sort of evil hybrid of Jamaican and chav-speak
( hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

tis the word on the street
kinda like `stop` and ` look left`
( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

He has eyes!

( Paul., Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

With hair n them.

(postal ninja hates people. . ., Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

what what?

( RedStar ZOMBIES! - http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/20358, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

It's the internet, of course
Men are men
Women are men
Little girls are little boys
Little boys are FBI agents
( cr3 history books forgot about us, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

they want to be raped in the butt

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

aww bless

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

what sort of pram do you drive?

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

Mk4 with combustible engines of doom.

( Lu, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

HAHAHA
Thats fucking wicked :D
(motorphetamine Lover of Cheesecaek!, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

your daughter is fucking awesome..
and made of win...
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

Pfft.
Your daughter has won at internet.
( Comma, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

Actually one of my AI (but not very intelligent irc bots) won the internet earlier.
[14:22] <djrich> will tune in soon - bit of work to do atm
[14:22] <B0B_B0t> I'd like to do atm.
( Lu, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)