*hruff*
I'm a girl and no-one ever falls in love with me.
*sulks*
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:54, archived)

*falls in love*
better?
( manolust - my middle name is not 'james', Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:55, archived)

Thank you, my darling.
*snogs in the face*
( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:56, archived)

ha!
and i beat all those chancers down there too!
too late, she's mine
*sweeps off feet, runs*
( manolust - my middle name is not 'james', Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)

Monogamy was never part of the deal.

( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:58, archived)

*serenades*

( Easty is an undergraduate Psychology project, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:55, archived)

*is thoroughly wooed*

( Comma, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)

I'll fall in love with
you if like. I've got nowt better to do.
(Dr. Lucien Sanchez, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:56, archived)

but...
you are a girl in the true sense of the word.

No matter how lovely you are, keeping out of jail is the more desirable option.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:56, archived)

We all have the horn for you my dear
and are awaiting your birthday with baited breath and strained trousers.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)

of course I read that
as stained
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)