We all have the horn for you my dear
and are awaiting your birthday with baited breath and strained trousers.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:57, archived)

of course I read that
as stained
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 28 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)