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I have just seen an old grainy black and white sex film that Marilyn Monroe
made before she was famous.
In it she uses a vibrator that is plugged into the mains!

Think of the health and safety issues. Sex films were crap in the black and white silent days.
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:45, archived)

I don't believe any of that

(__, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:45, archived)

Marilyn Monroe is a conspiracy.

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Druid, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

nobody cares!
awwww!
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

They were crap because they had poor health and safety standards?
You are the wrongest perv in the world.
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Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:46, archived)

I always shudder a little at ATM scenes
it CAN'T be hygenic
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broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

Link, or I don't believe you.

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Bats, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:46, archived)

You just want to lez off to it!
caught red handed...well, sticky handed.
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Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

this link didn't work
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:49, archived)

correction
rapidshare.com/files/107653052/Marilyn_Monroe_stag_film.mpg
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

Ha,
you called her bluff, well proper innit.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

see new link

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:52, archived)

Oh, I intend to!

(thediscokingpin, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

watch Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afriad To Ask!
or Else!
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:46, archived)

this!
itchitare!
(thesophie .tumblr..com, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

for the sheep in stockings if nothing else

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

When I went to the sex museum in Prague
they had really really old porno with very fat and hairy woman.

It had dramatic, evil train chase man, fast piano music over it.
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Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:46, archived)

In the Sex Museum in Amsterdam
they have photos of people and animals having sex.
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Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

I've seen a woman being done by a horse before (on net, not looking for it)
The rumour after was she died of internal bleeding :S
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Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:54, archived)

so rumour has it (but probably urban myth like most of the good stories)
Catherine the Great died as a result of horse sex
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

And the police said "THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE"

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Druid, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

I don't believe you! VIDEOPROOF PLZ FANKU

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Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

I hadn't heard that one
www.snopes.com/risque/bestial/catherin.htm
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Newington, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:02, archived)

sadly myth then

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:03, archived)

sadly?
you think it's somehow a good thing that someone DIDN'T die as a result of horse sex?
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ohuhbouncybonky, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:09, archived)

fell over and died is not such a good story to tell the grandchildren as shagged to death by a horse

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:11, archived)

We went there the other year.
It's ace. I liked that bit.
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Druid, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

When I was a kid I honestly thought that the world was black and white before the advent of colour TV.

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Lightguy, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

Ha hah you wally
I also thought this
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M o D, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:49, archived)

You fucking spastic.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

pfft me too
I also believed that there were little people inside the telly and I cried when the TV man came to fix it and took the back off.
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Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:52, archived)

and everyone walked very quickly and wore hats

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mns ur dads a diked, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:52, archived)

hahaha

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

hello
did you try your little missy in the Patapum again yet?
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Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:54, archived)

I am not sure any of this sounds entirely legal

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

hahahaha
www.littlepossums.co.uk/slings/patapum/patapum-toddler.jpg
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Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

if you wear it the other way round, it looks like a stab vest

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mns ur dads a diked, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:05, archived)

I read that as mimsy

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TY&GN, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:59, archived)

Yep! She seems to enjoy it!
K took her for a walk round the block in it and she seemed to love it! She got a better view of everything :)
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mns ur dads a diked, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

HURRAH!
they are fab - I've never been a Pram fan, all they get to see are bums and tums.
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Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:11, archived)

I used to think the world was black and white in the pre 1950's too
*ninny high 10s*
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Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

Does it have a Chaplinesque piano soundtrack
and cut to black title cards with "Moan!" written on?
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Newington, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

no sound at all
evil editing between positions.
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Then how do we know it was a real vibrator and not a hoover?
Might have been an abortion film.
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Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 8 May 2008, 14:12, archived)

Eurgh
That's a horrible thought. Why on Earth would you film an abortion...
(Psycho Eyes, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

HA ha Ha ha ha
"Ankles"
"Spluff"
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vladimir very large wild bovine creature similar to the gnu, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

Threadjack of little importance:
Where is Dr Shambolic? I always found him really funny.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:54, archived)

hounded out by the jackals

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I like this answer

(thediscokingpin, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

He's semi-retired
but he was around this morning for the first time in weeks.
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Newington, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

Can you actually retire from being a curmudgeon and a blowhard?

(thediscokingpin, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

He is, and very capable of dishing out a verbal battering to those worthy of one.
He's one of several people I'd love to see back regularly.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:00, archived)

I never understood why the tide turned against him
I used to like his acerbic wit.
At least he was intelligent, unlike some that say more rubbish in a day than I care to hear in a month.
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I couldn't agree more.
Was it not a handful of fervent people against him, rather than a mojority?

I was under the impression it was a few, but a dedicated few.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

Its a sad day
if anyone gets 'driven' from an internet messageboard.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:09, archived)

Stupid people hate clever people.

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Newington, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:11, archived)

Bog off, four eyes.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:13, archived)

I find him hugely entertaining due to this.
but even funnier when he blows his top.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:03, archived)

I might want to watch it someday.
I'm not in the mood for porn today though.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

I'm
sure you can still get main powered vibrators.
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moogy boobles, Thu 8 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

They are called hammer drills with 3.2 drill bits in

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Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:12, archived)