Mince.
Go on, mince for me.
( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:26, archived)

Shan't

( SuperMatt, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:27, archived)

:(

( Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:28, archived)

get out of the fucking way.
I'll show you how a real poof does it.

*clears throat*

*assumes stance*


*MINCES!*
( moohalaa, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:44, archived)

Pfft.

( Todd the Groincrusher Where's my fucking cement, you retards?, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:46, archived)

you massive gay

( Dangermouse. ™ is enjoying a VodkaCoke, with extra ice, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:49, archived)

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gqtrqaSB1iQ
(bogus official GIGANTIC, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:50, archived)

www.90nz0.com/stuff/supermat.jpg
( Pickle Gonzo Respects your right to eat bacon with lasagne., Tue 13 May 2008, 8:55, archived)

pfffft
90nz00000000000000000000000!
( moohalaa, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:58, archived)

*puts beef in machine*
*turns handle*
*out pops mince*
( Mrs. Sp@m is bitter and twisted, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:27, archived)

*puts hand in beef*
Profit!
(bogus official GIGANTIC, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:36, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjABBPVUjXo
( Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:28, archived)

I think I'm fully justified in saying
?
(bogus official GIGANTIC, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:37, archived)

I think you are.
But it makes you want to touch yourself.
( Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:38, archived)

To be honest
I'm quite the accomplished wanker. I can find inspiration in most things.
(bogus official GIGANTIC, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4902794
( Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:40, archived)

This stuff writes itself

(bogus official GIGANTIC, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:43, archived)

that is fucking AWESOME


WOW

.
( Dangermouse. ™ is enjoying a VodkaCoke, with extra ice, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:41, archived)

*hurls cow into woodchipper*

( Dangermouse. ™ is enjoying a VodkaCoke, with extra ice, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:29, archived)

*scoops up scarlet froth and grindings*
*mixes with glue and flour*

ta daa!
Mcdonalds burgers!
( moohalaa, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:46, archived)

Gazza said there's only BEEF in McDonald's burgers
He wouldn't lie to us, would he?
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered....., Tue 13 May 2008, 8:46, archived)

You could shred up tongue, fat, rump, hooves and cock
and it would still be 'beef'

...I think
( moohalaa, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:47, archived)

Mmm. Eyeball patty
NYOM
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered....., Tue 13 May 2008, 8:48, archived)

eyeball party?
I think I need to clean my screen
( Dangermouse. ™ is enjoying a VodkaCoke, with extra ice, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:55, archived)

No, U

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered....., Tue 13 May 2008, 8:29, archived)

Stop, in the name of love, before you break my heart.
Think it Oooo ooo verrrr.
( Pickle Gonzo Respects your right to eat bacon with lasagne., Tue 13 May 2008, 8:38, archived)

I fell over
cut my hands and knee :(
( rosalicious oh snap, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:41, archived)

It's your own fault
for being a criminal in a former life.
( Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:47, archived)

LOL.
Carpet burns.
( rosalicious oh snap, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:57, archived)

*supplies 1st aid*
how did you manage that?
( Dangermouse. ™ is enjoying a VodkaCoke, with extra ice, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:47, archived)

Spacking in the car park.

( rosalicious oh snap, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:56, archived)

*hugs better*

( Dangermouse. ™ is enjoying a VodkaCoke, with extra ice, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:59, archived)

Fankoo

( rosalicious oh snap, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:01, archived)

Haha, gutted.

( Pickle Gonzo Respects your right to eat bacon with lasagne., Tue 13 May 2008, 8:55, archived)

Oh you cunt.

( rosalicious oh snap, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:56, archived)