To be honest
I'm quite the accomplished wanker. I can find inspiration in most things.
(bogus official GIGANTIC, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:40, archived)

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( Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:40, archived)

This stuff writes itself

(bogus official GIGANTIC, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:43, archived)