If she doesn't have a shitpit full of overflowing ashtrays
pizza boxes and empty stella cans, how are we ever to know they are on benefits?
( the mighty badger - officially sanctioned badgerprick, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

Their benefits are obviously far too high,
if they're not wallowing in self pity. Poor people should be miserable, damn it! It's the natural order.
( Moon Girl Technologies |:|:|:|, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)