FINE.I'LL DO IT.
You all get to throw one thing into the CAULDRON of sitcom.
It can be a character, situation, plot device, line, catchphrase, event... whatever.
Then Friz has to spend a month putting it together on xtranormal.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:21,
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Now get to it.This is going to make us ALL RICH!!!
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:30,
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But I can only do two charactersPeople's suggestions are FAR TOO EXTREME
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:33,
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A cupboard under the stairs that seems to harbour only tentacles.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:21,
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DON'T GO INTO THE CELLAR!(
Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:23,
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When I was younger my parents always told me to stay away from the cellar door."Stay away from from the cellar door" they'd say.
"Don't do near the cellar door, don't touch the cellar door" and on an on.
One day when they were out I couldn't resist it no more, I ran up and turned the door handle.
OH MY, the things I saw.
I saw the sky, trees, grass, other children. It was amazing.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:25,
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My dad told me to never ever open the cellar door.I did once and saw daylight for the first time.
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Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:34,
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That was pretty much my joke right there.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:35,
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My dad told me never to open the cellar door.I did one day and he was waiting outside with a pointy stick and he took my eye out and that.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:37,
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Is that before or after he put the stick up your bumhole?(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:38,
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My dad told me never to open the cellar and when I did all the salt fell out and that lol.(
baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:40,
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My dad told me never to open the cellar and when I did all his insides fell out because he was a big issue seller and cellar and seller are homophones(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)
MY DADA TOLD ME to not open the cellar and when i did nothing happened and then i realised he meant don't open the celery but he had died of a stroke before he could finish saying celery.(
baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:43,
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I was kept in a cellar and my dad said not to leave but then I did.(
baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:45,
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My dad said don't open the celler but I did and there wasthis black man in there and he was all like "Hello? is it me you're looking for?" and I was like "WTF" and threw a clay head at him and we both danced on the ceiling.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:49,
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I was trapped in this cellar rightand I was told not to go out,
but I disobeyed my parents with hilarious consequences
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hairy ballbags falling out every time someone went to look for more loo rollterrible.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:25,
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*twiddly fingers*reckon?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:33,
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*hand over your face*oh, shame.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:40,
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smut(
Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:22,
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A lion, a witch and a wardrobe.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:22,
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How about thisThere's this group of six friends...
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:22,
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"And that is how we knew you were infected"(
The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:22,
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Jed is ALWAYS stalked by a dog that stares at him and it makes him cryHe'll be at a restaurant on a date and then BAM! Dog is staring at him from the next table!
He starts crying and his date leaves him and burps on his haircut.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:23,
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Does he wear soup on his head?(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:31,
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A character called Friz with an enormous face please(
WormuIus Handsome, Gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:25,
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I don't knowask the internet
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WormuIus Handsome, Gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:25,
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Cthulu waiting for a bus.It becomes terribly inconvenient, and so he decides to hail a taxi instead.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:25,
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"Cthulu calls a cab"(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:27,
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EVERYBODY LOVES EASTY(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:26,
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At the same time or take a number?(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:27,
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All at the same time, like a gattling gun of penises(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:30,
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ARE YOU COMPARING EASTY TO RAYMONG?the g was a typo but I'm keeping it.
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Some Mothers Do Abort Them Prior To Birth(
Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:45,
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There should be an HILARIOUS MOMENTWhere syncubus gets his cock out and posts a picture of it on the internet.
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SuperMatt, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:27,
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That's never funny.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:28,
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ahhh....(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:29,
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A man with a coffee-enima fetish.(
Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:28,
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:30,
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and after that he startedweeing custard....
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:30,
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A suit with elbow patches which DON'T MATCH!!!!!(
baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:30,
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A plasticine animationwhere a man accidentally puts on a pair of jeans bellonging to a chap with Downs.
The Mong Trousers.
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Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:31,
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What we really needis for cr3 to make /talk threads automatically appear as films over there
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:32,
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Oh my.Has anyone done a syncubus looking shit thread conversion yet?
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:33,
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Not that I know ofyou should get Friz to do it
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:34,
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www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/sync.jpg
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Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:37,
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One of the characters, called Kel, is obsessed with orange soda(
SuperMatt, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:32,
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He could be a wide eyed black fool.I like this idea.
Let's give him a fat friend who tries to be calculating but is also a bit stupid making them very much a poor immitation of Laurel And Hardy but black and not care that it is shit because it's just for kids.
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baldmonkey 84 not out, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:35,
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There is an Indian grandmother called 'Gooptee'. Canned laughter and whistling/clapping happens when she enters on the screenShe's all pointy and smiley and everyone can only say the word "Gooptee!" followed by more canned laughter until she leaves 3 minutes later.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:33,
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The song "Life" by Des'ree to be the theme song.(
Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:34,
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and to loops constantly in the backgroundNot even the whole song, just the chorus
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:35,
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As long as it has the ghost/toast/evening news bit, I'm happy.(
Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:37,
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There's this guy rightand every time he opens a packet of biscuits, he finds that they're all broken.
This sitcom would follow his story as he tries to discover not only the source of the broken biscuits, but also a way of removing the biscuits from the packet without spilling crumbs everywhere.
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SuperMatt, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:38,
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