DON'T GO INTO THE CELLAR!

( Moon Girl Technologies |:|:|:|, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)

When I was younger my parents always told me to stay away from the cellar door.
"Stay away from from the cellar door" they'd say.
"Don't do near the cellar door, don't touch the cellar door" and on an on.
One day when they were out I couldn't resist it no more, I ran up and turned the door handle.
OH MY, the things I saw.
I saw the sky, trees, grass, other children. It was amazing.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)

My dad told me to never ever open the cellar door.
I did once and saw daylight for the first time.
( Captn Hood-Butter doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)

That was pretty much my joke right there.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)

My dad told me never to open the cellar door.
I did one day and he was waiting outside with a pointy stick and he took my eye out and that.
( baldmonkey LEMSIP AND VIENNESE WHIRLS ALL ROUND., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)

Is that before or after he put the stick up your bumhole?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

My dad told me never to open the cellar and when I did all the salt fell out and that lol.

( baldmonkey LEMSIP AND VIENNESE WHIRLS ALL ROUND., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)

My dad told me never to open the cellar and when I did all his insides fell out because he was a big issue seller and cellar and seller are homophones

( GluEid Saeed, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)

MY DADA TOLD ME to not open the cellar and when i did nothing happened and then i realised he meant don't open the celery but he had died of a stroke before he could finish saying celery.

( baldmonkey LEMSIP AND VIENNESE WHIRLS ALL ROUND., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)

My dad told me never to open the cellar so I didn't

( GluEid Saeed, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)

I was kept in a cellar and my dad said not to leave but then I did.

( baldmonkey LEMSIP AND VIENNESE WHIRLS ALL ROUND., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)

My dad was a cellar and I kicked in his door

( GluEid Saeed, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)

I dadn't know that.

( baldmonkey LEMSIP AND VIENNESE WHIRLS ALL ROUND., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)

don't open me

( GluEid Saeed, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)

DAD CELLAR LEFT

(PsychoChomp Deleting posts, so you don't have to., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)

My dad said don't open the celler but I did and there was
this black man in there and he was all like "Hello? is it me you're looking for?" and I was like "WTF" and threw a clay head at him and we both danced on the ceiling.
( Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)

I was trapped in this cellar right
and I was told not to go out,
but I disobeyed my parents with hilarious consequences
(PsychoChomp Deleting posts, so you don't have to., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)