THINGS ARE HAPPENING

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)

Detail.

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)

I DID SOMETHING

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:34, archived)

SexFace doesn't count.

( wynoh totally selling out, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)

Was that a response or a general statement?

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:40, archived)

It's gospel true
he's got so many notches on the bedpost, it looks like it's precariously constructed from matchsticks
( wynoh totally selling out, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:42, archived)

It is was general, it'd be "can't" not "doesn't".

(Dave Trouser will waste your time, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:42, archived)

I'm too drunk to recognise that as a logical statement
LOLDRUNK ETC
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)