broadsword has had sex with Sammi
the horrible, depraved, nasty kind of sex where people poo on each other
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)

He was probably trying to make her look more attractive lol

( SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)

shut up Rustle

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:34, archived)

Leave sexface alone

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)

uh oh.....
*hides*
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:37, archived)

I have more in common with sexface than the rest of you

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:37, archived)

You slept with my sister too?

( SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:38, archived)

We've all done that.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:39, archived)

No,
I think shortly after asking me to go around and have sex with her Woking girl did thbe same with you
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:40, archived)

I'll be honest here, I would very much liked to have shagged her
Unfortunately I didn't, however there were conversations, that's nearly two years ago now, I'm guessing she's probably slagging it up at uni by now.
( SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:42, archived)

I will be honest
I would not have, she was slagging it up at uni, I think she's graduated
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:44, archived)

She legal yet?
Actually, I don't want to know, we meet in a club, yeah', must be 18 to get into a club, right?
( Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:40, archived)

Would you like to have sex?

( SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:37, archived)

Up yours Franc

( SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)

Nobody has had sex with Sammi
They've just had a wank whilst looking into a kaleidoscope.
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:38, archived)