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Anyone know of Woking Girl?
And did she proposition you for sex,
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)
I had sex with a b3tan once

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WHo

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:48, archived)
Actually two
Well three technically but it was before she became a b3tan and she's just a lurker
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thats disgustinf

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)
I haven't had sexual contact with a b3tan for over a year now, shockingly.

(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)

ual contact
(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)
I've made eye contact with two
Woking girl and a man with one of those polar bear shirts in putney
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)
*awards medal*

(I helped save b3ta! pyroh has a Diploma in booze, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:53, archived)
postin dis hear
www.linkedin.com/pub/dick-felcher/10/336/161
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)
Fucking ace
I approve of this sort of filth.
(SFW, btw, it's only words)
(I helped save b3ta! pyroh has a Diploma in booze, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)
*Clicks like a mofo*

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(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:03, archived)
Esme Wesme!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)
ESME
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)
Dunno about you
but I'd chuck one RIGHT up her Irishh diddlydoodiddlyday
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)
HELLO
Fucking bitch in the pub wouldn't serve us cans, the cunt. I have no fags. But I have wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)
I have fags and coffee and coffee and fags and fags

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)
I hate you.
I need a fucking crate of fags so I never run out.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)
Quick, someone
crate up the b3tagays for the sake of a cheap joke!
(I helped save b3ta! pyroh has a Diploma in booze, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6274392
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'Ning miss
tell that fella of yours he was right about the job.
(I helped save b3ta! pyroh has a Diploma in booze, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:07, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! pyroh has a Diploma in booze, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6274431
(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)
Don't be worrying about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:12, archived)
Not my fella anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)
Ah, sorry
I haven't been keeping up.
(I helped save b3ta! pyroh has a Diploma in booze, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)
Wasn't big news on here, no bother.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)
Gaz me some filth or something

(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:12, archived)
sucking Gonzo's hairy feet doesn't count then?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)
Did Woking Girl try and get in your pants then?
TELL US THE GOSSIP
(Dave Trouser will waste your time, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)
I don't know why anyone would turn her down
I'd tap that ass make no mistake

"is this thing on?" lol
(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)
she wasn't too bad but I did and would still turn it down

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:56, archived)
I recall her being a bit shallow

(I helped save b3ta! pyroh has a Diploma in booze, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:57, archived)
She was a pricktease and a bit shit.

(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)
and ming.

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)
She's Chinese?

(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)
she had a bit of forehead going on

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)
That's taking foreplay a bit far

(I helped save b3ta! pyroh has a Diploma in booze, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:01, archived)
This seems to be turning into punternet
I've met a lot of nice b3tans, but I've never fucked any of them.
(I helped save b3ta! pyroh has a Diploma in booze, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)
try telling THAT to my ringpiece

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:01, archived)
I love you dearly, Broadyswordy
but your ringpiece is safe from me.
Had an offer from one or two, though.
(I helped save b3ta! pyroh has a Diploma in booze, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:03, archived)
but right now, I have to pee

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:05, archived)
I've met mongychops
mongychops is fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)
just imagine I did hilarious strikethroughs

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:03, archived)
She didn't like it, she didn't like it.
/revers-o-katy-parry.

I hear Katy Perry might like kissing girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:48, archived)
I said you didn't count
this proves it
(I helped save b3ta! pyroh has a Diploma in booze, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)
My housemate is passed out
and I came on here as a desperate attempt for human contact, Why is everyone so slow
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)
I offered you sex.

(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)
Because everyone on here
is a trucker called Dave, and we're trying to concentrate on the road.
(I helped save b3ta! pyroh has a Diploma in booze, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)
I remember she used to let /talk know every time some bloke lost his mess up her

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:56, archived)
I long for the day I lose my mess up someone

(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)
I think Woking Girl is on my MSN list
but blocked

along with Syncubus
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)
I deleted her a long time ago.

(I helped save b3ta! SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)
did you lose your mess up her?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)
No :(

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It's the way you get it back after that's so disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! pyroh has a Diploma in booze, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)
She was mates with some other lad
why are you asking?

Freak
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)
Cos she's been bummy with everyone on the internet
and I had a friend that lived with her and said she loved all the willy
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)