I had sex with a b3tan once

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)

WHo

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:48, archived)

Actually two
Well three technically but it was before she became a b3tan and she's just a lurker
( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:48, archived)

thats disgustinf

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)

I haven't had sexual contact with a b3tan for over a year now, shockingly.

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)

ual contact
( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)

I've made eye contact with two
Woking girl and a man with one of those polar bear shirts in putney
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)

*awards medal*

( wynoh is no good at poker, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:53, archived)

postin dis hear
www.linkedin.com/pub/dick-felcher/10/336/161
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)

Fucking ace
I approve of this sort of filth.
(SFW, btw, it's only words)
( wynoh is no good at poker, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)

*Clicks like a mofo*

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)

...
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:03, archived)

Esme Wesme!

( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)

ESME
YES
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)

Dunno about you
but I'd chuck one RIGHT up her Irishh diddlydoodiddlyday
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)

HELLO
Fucking bitch in the pub wouldn't serve us cans, the cunt. I have no fags. But I have wine.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)

I have fags and coffee and coffee and fags and fags

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)

I hate you.
I need a fucking crate of fags so I never run out.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)

Quick, someone
crate up the b3tagays for the sake of a cheap joke!
( wynoh is no good at poker, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6274392
( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)

'Ning miss
tell that fella of yours he was right about the job.
( wynoh is no good at poker, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)

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( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:07, archived)

What?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)

What?

( wynoh is no good at poker, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6274431
( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)

Don't be worrying about it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:12, archived)

Not my fella anymore.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)

Ah, sorry
I haven't been keeping up.
( wynoh is no good at poker, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)

Wasn't big news on here, no bother.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)

Gaz me some filth or something

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:12, archived)

sucking Gonzo's hairy feet doesn't count then?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)

Did Woking Girl try and get in your pants then?
TELL US THE GOSSIP
( Dave Trouser aHR0cDovL3Rpbnl1cmwuY29tLzdrazM1amE, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)

I don't know why anyone would turn her down
I'd tap that ass make no mistake

"is this thing on?" lol
( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)

she wasn't too bad but I did and would still turn it down

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:56, archived)

I recall her being a bit shallow

( wynoh is no good at poker, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:57, archived)

She was a pricktease and a bit shit.

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)

and ming.

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)

She's Chinese?

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)

she had a bit of forehead going on

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)

That's taking foreplay a bit far

( wynoh is no good at poker, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:01, archived)

This seems to be turning into punternet
I've met a lot of nice b3tans, but I've never fucked any of them.
( wynoh is no good at poker, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)

try telling THAT to my ringpiece

( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:01, archived)

I love you dearly, Broadyswordy
but your ringpiece is safe from me.
Had an offer from one or two, though.
( wynoh is no good at poker, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:03, archived)

but right now, I have to pee

( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:05, archived)

I've met mongychops
mongychops is fucking ace
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)

just imagine I did hilarious strikethroughs

( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:03, archived)

She didn't like it, she didn't like it.
/revers-o-katy-parry.

I hear Katy Perry might like kissing girls.
( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:48, archived)

I said you didn't count
this proves it
( wynoh is no good at poker, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)