I haven't had sexual contact with a b3tan for over a year now, shockingly.

( SexFace!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)

ual contact
( SexFace!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)

I've made eye contact with two
Woking girl and a man with one of those polar bear shirts in putney
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)

*awards medal*

( wynoh totally selling out, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:53, archived)

postin dis hear
www.linkedin.com/pub/dick-felcher/10/336/161
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)

Fucking ace
I approve of this sort of filth.
(SFW, btw, it's only words)
( wynoh totally selling out, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)

*Clicks like a mofo*

( Dilligaf Jakarta GMT+7, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)

...
( Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:03, archived)

Esme Wesme!

( broadsword boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)

ESME
YES
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)

Dunno about you
but I'd chuck one RIGHT up her Irishh diddlydoodiddlyday
( broadsword boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)

HELLO
Fucking bitch in the pub wouldn't serve us cans, the cunt. I have no fags. But I have wine.
( Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)

I have fags and coffee and coffee and fags and fags

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)

I hate you.
I need a fucking crate of fags so I never run out.
( Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)

Quick, someone
crate up the b3tagays for the sake of a cheap joke!
( wynoh totally selling out, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6274392
( SexFace!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)

'Ning miss
tell that fella of yours he was right about the job.
( wynoh totally selling out, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, archived)

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( SexFace!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:07, archived)

What?

( Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)

What?

( wynoh totally selling out, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6274431
( SexFace!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)

Don't be worrying about it.

( Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:12, archived)

Not my fella anymore.

( Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)

Ah, sorry
I haven't been keeping up.
( wynoh totally selling out, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)

Wasn't big news on here, no bother.

( Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)

Gaz me some filth or something

( SexFace!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:12, archived)

sucking Gonzo's hairy feet doesn't count then?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)