Did Woking Girl try and get in your pants then?
TELL US THE GOSSIP
(Dave Trouser will waste your time, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)

I don't know why anyone would turn her down
I'd tap that ass make no mistake

"is this thing on?" lol
( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)

she wasn't too bad but I did and would still turn it down

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:56, archived)

I recall her being a bit shallow

( wynoh totally selling out, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:57, archived)

She was a pricktease and a bit shit.

( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)

and ming.

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)

She's Chinese?

( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)

she had a bit of forehead going on

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)

That's taking foreplay a bit far

( wynoh totally selling out, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:01, archived)

This seems to be turning into punternet
I've met a lot of nice b3tans, but I've never fucked any of them.
( wynoh totally selling out, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)

try telling THAT to my ringpiece

( broadsword likes breasts, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:01, archived)

I love you dearly, Broadyswordy
but your ringpiece is safe from me.
Had an offer from one or two, though.
( wynoh totally selling out, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:03, archived)

but right now, I have to pee

( broadsword likes breasts, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:05, archived)

I've met mongychops
mongychops is fucking ace
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)

just imagine I did hilarious strikethroughs

( broadsword likes breasts, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:03, archived)