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Hi, I'm sitting in a spaceship.
For real.

Where are you sitting?
(interference, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
I ASKED A GOOD FUCKING QUESTION THEN

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs. Sp@m, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
I can tell you where your mother is sitting

(I helped save b3ta! hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:46, archived)
Probably on a chair. Maybe with those panels at the side to stop your head flopping when you fall asleep watching Antiques Roadshow

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)
you know what...
I've seen those chairs... and I've never even thought as to what those flaps are all about... outside of some dodgy fashion
(I helped save b3ta! hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:56, archived)
I once tipped my frail nan out of her electronic armchair when younger using the remote
www.lazarusmobility.com/images/uploads/Vermont%20Green%201.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:02, archived)
i feel that the chair only does that when threatened

(I helped save b3ta! Easty is an undergraduate Psychology project, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:04, archived)
I also used to force he to lie down and then back up again when she was trying to watch Last Of The Summer Wine

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
haha
officelol
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
It was funny when she was trying to drink her tea, wobbling it all over the fucking place

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:09, archived)
Being headbutted in the balls by kids is the World's revenge for you being a demon child
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
I was a lonely child.
I just thought too much and squealed and put my bum on things lots
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:24, archived)
I am sitting on one of those right now.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:21, archived)
*vvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
*tips you out*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
*heap on floor*

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
on my sofa, in my house
for real
(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)
fo' shizzle?

(I helped save b3ta! hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)
I'm sitting north of the river
in a chair made of blue.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)
Sitting in a tin can
Far above the world...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:48, archived)
I'm sitting on a sofa, with a bowl of grapes and a nice book about radiotherapy physics.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:48, archived)
Outside.
On a bench. With a dog that I'm looking after. Who has shat on himself. I can't bath him because he's got a cast on. NOW WHAT?

From this I can tell you I'm never going to get a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd Former Foolius, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:48, archived)
Shave the dog completely so in future it's wipe clean.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child I feel 10 feet tall and strong as a Ox., Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
Dogs normally don't shit themselves.
This sounds like a special dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
He is a bit special
with his broken leg. He has seen better days
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd Former Foolius, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
I fear for dog legs being broken, thank god for insurance.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
Google image searching for 'Big Paint Roller' brings up quite a lot of porn, even with safe search on.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
must resist urge to check

(I helped save b3ta! weaver. buy my games you slags!, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)
it's quite a challenge to get no porn with safe search off

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
a search for 'no porn' brings up this.
i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/DustDevil75/Motivational%20Posters/kari-motivator.jpg

Am I right, guys?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
I do love a bit of Karl.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child I feel 10 feet tall and strong as a Ox., Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:56, archived)
I thought that said Karl.
I did a happy face.

Then I realised it didn't.
I did a sad face.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
I've edited. Better?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child I feel 10 feet tall and strong as a Ox., Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
:D:D:D:D:

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
Whenever I search I only get pictures of breeding pairs of small, blue garden birds.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
THREADJACK. BNP FAIL
"I don't mind being accused of cynically exploiting the issue as long as the issue gets some coverage."
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8250086.stm
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
I FOR ONE CANNOT WAIT UNTIL THE GLORIOUS BLUE REVOLUTION

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:56, archived)
Tory Boy

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
having a social conscience can be an expensive thing

(I helped save b3ta! hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
on your mums cock

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
I hope she's trimmed it, was causing me awful chafing yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:09, archived)
On my bum-bum

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:59, archived)
alright broadsword

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
alright cowfoo

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
A sofa, in a house, on a street, in a suburb, in a city, in a county, in a nation, in an ocean, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a local cluster, in the universe, in God knows [sic] what else.

(I helped save b3ta! Gvpyczjppcl but it degenerates into the usual mindless twaddle, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
On a spinny wheely office chair
in my office. Daydreaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star will blow you a kiss, it should reach you tomorrow, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:21, archived)
Feeling tired behind the eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:21, archived)
I really hope 'Tired' is the name of next doors cat.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
I have a very thin penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
On the fence

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)