Feeling your pain right here.
I'd offer to race you to number 8, but that would be disrespectful to Our Lord of the Eight Front Pages.

edit: although you got yours in the years when you could sneeze on the keyboard and get 10 FPs
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:28, archived)