As the doctors can't find anything wrong with me, I musn't actually be sick
However I do still need a day off and I can't decide if I should take friday off (good because it's sooner) or take monday off (good because I get to properly enjoy sunday)

What do you reckon?

Also, I need a new phone as my one is being a dick and the geeky magpie profligate consumer whore in me quite fancies the motorola dext. Anyone got one? Are they shit or not?

Also, also, what's a word for "one who is inclined to spend more money than one sensibly should"? I think the opposite word would be frugal?


Easy question: I have stupid big hair, how's yours?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)

The doctors said there was nothing wrong with me
Until I had an MRI scan.
Edit: Sorry, my hair is short and I haven't shaved since Thursday.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)

don't encourage him.

( the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)

okely dokely

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)

to get an MRI or to post on /talk?

( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)

Both.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)

to post on /talk while getting an MRI?

( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)

actually, I meant "to think he's actually ill"
but, yeah, either of those, too.
( the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)

i haven't had a proper shave it all off shave since 2004

( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

But you have a beard and stuff
Facial hair suits those with a beard
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)

yeah, but i was just thinking how long it's been since the world saw my naked chin

( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)

I might try growing a beard
Last time I made it to 2 weeks before I gave up
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)

BEARD
i have NO IDEA what you look like so i can't possibly say whether you'd suit a beard

grow one anyway
( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)

There's a picture of me in my profile dude

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)

yeah, i've seen that
is all that stuff fused to your head?
( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)

Yep!
Lest my face be unleashed upon the world.
Also, top zombie, you look like Rob Zombie as a zombie.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)

thanks!
my friend siv zombies people all the time, and she's dead good at it
( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)

There's always a lack of bearded zombies in movies

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)

Spendthrift.

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)

Since you have helpfully provided the right answer
but everyone is ignoring you, I shall say

^THIS.
( the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)

no, I mean the opposite of that

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)

no, you don't.
you just think you do because most people don't know what spendthrift actually means. Google the definition. It's a really common misunderstanding.
( the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

by golly you're right
how queer!
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)

You really should have just believed me in the first place.
It's me.
I'm right about things.
( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)

i need proof
how do you take your tea?
( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)

Orally.

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)

milk, sugar?

( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)

Milk, no sugar.
For normal tea.
Black otherwise.
( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)

ok, your story checks out

( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6522848
( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)

i didn't believe him once,
as a result i lost a limb and two children...

and i was raped...

by dr.preference
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)

actually, it wasn't that bad.
they weren't my kids.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)

was it your limb?

( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)

it's all a complete lie,
I just want to bum dr.preference
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)

it's a shame that you were lying then
he has an amputee fetish
( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)

Miser?

( Lord Gnome, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)

I thought spendthrift was more specific
referring to someone who frittered away the money a dead relative had accrued for them, hence spending someone's thrift. There is a word of thriftless, it's just not very common.
( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)

I reckon you need to take two teaspoons of cement and harden the fuck up.
you great Mary.

And the opposite of frugal is wasteful, but I presume that's not what you are after?
( the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)

like... y'know... get some new material...
do you... like... think you're JMG or something MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)

Hoooobare
if people didn't constantly whine about being ill, I wouldn't have to constantly tell them to harden the fuck up. You can't blame me for the constant interMuchausen's on here.
( the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)

I've got interMunchausen's-by-proxy.
*beats you up*
*logs into www.nhs.gov.uk*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)

Moose, you terrible shitweasel!
how was forrin?
( the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)

Forrin was fantastic, 28degrees average, beautiful beaches, beautiful scenery.
LAVA hitting the ocean :D
5* hotels :D
US Healthcare $$$ :(
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)

what did you need US healthcare for?
did you catch your cock in a lobster again?
( the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)

Mrs Moose managed to get a sinus infection...
We think* it was a result of all the pressure changes in the flights, and then snorkelling, and the fact that we both had bad colds/flu when we travelled and for the first week in Hawaii.

Still it was $300 well spent on some antibiotics and a steroid jab.

*given that we are both qualified doctors, and not infact the banker/travel agent that we pretend.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)

well, doh, yeah.
that's why you aren't supposed to fly with a cold/flu. It's not just for the benefit of not infecting other passengers, you know ;)
( the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)

I totally agree with the sentiment!
*firm handshakes*

^^ from the hood, of course!
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)

The word you are looking for is possibly "parsimonious"
The opposite may be "profligate."
( Lord Gnome, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)

You are such a protestant.

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)

It's my preference.

( Lord Gnome, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)

www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/opinion/2009/1028/1224257551939.html
( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)

Pah!
Piss-poor Papish propaganda.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)

although absolutely awesome alliteration

( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)

He's a portadown prod.

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)

profligate!
that's the one
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)

is it?
That's being massively immoral. That's not the opposite of being tight with money.
( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)

that's just a little bit too much wordage for me to bother with...

( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)

I skipped to the last line.
My hair is hidden under a hat as per usual.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)

ahh... I forgot... you look like Ethan Hawke... if he sold the big issue

( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)

Did he measure your face measurements? If he did, he's probably keeping it secret that you've got Down's Syndrome

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)

Or it's Friz's old doctor...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)

What is a "Friz has a fat face" joke doing in a non-Friz thread?
You're slacking, DG :(
(__, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)

I'm sorry. It's Monday, I need to warm up, like a shit car on a cold day...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

My hair is short and blonde

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)

Oh, no wait... that's Erika Eleniak. I'm getting confused...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)

having googled her, i now know what her bum looks like
does your bum look the same?
( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)

worst pandering ever.

(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)

i bet it works though
dg is well easy
( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)

i heard he let spazzy smith feel him up behind the bikesheds

( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)

That's nothing, Tucker Williams had his hand down his trousers at assembly last Tuesday

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)

Give us a Ryan Giggs shiny and I'll suck you off for 25 minutes and let you feel my tits

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)

works fine as a chevron though

( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)

I was watching TV with my dad and she popped out from a cake in the Segal classic 'Under Siege'
I shouted at my dad "look at the tits on THAT!!!!" then my dad told me to go to bed because I was only 9 :'(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)

It does, doesn't it

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)

yup

( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:39, archived)

what's wrong with you, aspergers?
I have a cold, that's about it.

My hair is red and short and a bit ruffled.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)

*ruffles*
now it's a lot ruffled
( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)

*rawrs*
Hello! I have a big brown hoodie that I have been pondering making into a bearhoodie. I thought I should tell you as it was inspired by MANBEARPAUL.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

hee!
i think if i were to order one, it would be a bearhoodie. let me know if you do make it into that and show me what it looks like :)
( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)

You can totally get bear hats

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)

i don't really do hats
haven't found one yet that doesn't make me look stupid
( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)

Sorted!
www.b3tards.com/u/73ec12ab3d29a4d600fa/pandahat.jpg
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)

I will!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)

*happy dance*

( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)

tightness of the chest
getting out of breath from just talking on the phone

yes, I have checked that my shirt fits

although, it's not too bad today
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

i've only ever had one motorola phone and i hated it
my hair is long and a bit curly
( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)

also, I agree
Motorola interfaces are like pulling teeth.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

although i had the original razr
and fucking loved it
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)

i had some clamshell thing
looked great, was an absolute cunt to use
( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)

My hair is glorious
It is now in FULL FRO mode
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

I like your 'fro. Coz we're friends on Facespace, innit.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)

We're the BESTEST of friends on Faceplace

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)

did you see me as a reanimated corpse?

( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)

Yup, looked cool :)
the photos of my weekend will be going up at one point...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)

Some doctors are rubbish
I have a problem with my wee wee. You only need to take a sniff when I'm having a piss to know that there is something wrong. I even took a jar of the stuff to the doctors and when he dunked in his litmus type paper it caused it to catch fire and and it made his PC to BSoD.
But after they sent it off to the lab for analysis, the report said there was nothing wrong with it.
( turb0t, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)

Also,
they said the problem with my tongue must be associated with the problem with my wee wee.

What the fuck do they think I'm doing with myself ?
( turb0t, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)

weeing in your own mouth, obviously

( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)

I have set up a new website to go alongisde 2girls1cup
www.1guysquirtingtomouth.com
( turb0t, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)

It's probably your diet and dehydration you nut.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)

some 18months beforehand,
I changed my diet at their request, to their suggestion.
Which was to cut out, or at least heavily reduce the quantity of coke I Was drinking, and also reduce the amount of curry I was eating to about once a week, instead of everyday.
( turb0t, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)

curry and coke everyday?
you fat mess
( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)

not really,
I wasn't even fat when I was eating all that shit everyday.
( turb0t, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)

try eating salads and lots of fresh fish, Pineapple juice, no alcohol, and at least 2 litres of water a day. NO SHIT UNHEALTHY FOOD.
do that for a week. If it still smells then let me know because then I'll tease you for the rest of your life and call you stinky piss tramp trousers.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)

um, yeah,
the bit about me changing my diet 18 months before possibly slipped you by.
These days, I'm eating more salad than anything, else, and either tuna or chicken sandwiches for lunch.
( turb0t, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)

My hair is so beautiful that to behold it is to know god,
and for mortals, fatal.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)

i am also a hair-deity, so i can look at it as long as i'm wearing shades

( manolith - modomite, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)