apparently
its my b3ta birthday. i dont believe it as its "4 years, 11 months, 29 days"

Does cr3 need a chatting to or has my perception of yearly anniversary gone out the window?

*edit* given its just gone midnight have i found teh glitch in the time reporting system?!
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)

Don't care.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

yeah maybe you're just shit

(__, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

dullard

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

moar
pleaz
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)

If you're looking for a candle next to your name, you have to donate to get an icon first.

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)

i care not
about teh candle.
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)

i don't think it's complaining about that,
it's just generally being dull.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

sir
geek != dull, but thats a matter of opinion, right?
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)

"TEH"?!
We've BEEN here, b3ta!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)

oh fooken ell
haway mate gizz break lyke! not JMG again (ill smother you in old man porn)
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

You're a bit shit, yeah

(__, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

That offends me, and the Lancastrian plumber who's accent you slip in to half-way through.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)

well im a geordie
i thought you knew that already? had away an shite :P
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)

Alright.
A Geordie would and should NEVER spell it "Ha'way".
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)

dont knock me spelling
i was brought up doon pit lyke
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)

JMG

( Druid, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

You've been here a very long time and not posted much.
Do you look at /talk very often?
( Druid, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)

only when
i fancy a flame sesh from the young uns
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

Here's a pointer, people don't say 'teh' or 'moar' on /talk, people
talk in real words. It's like a not-as-funny text version of Mock The Week, where most people are Hugh Dennis.
( Druid, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

well
unlike you, i dont go with the crowd. i do my own thing and enjoy it, regardless of the outcome. you carry on with your fitting in.
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6526105
( Druid, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)

sometime I write teh because i'm shite at typing though.
( SoBadItsGood Its just superheated steam, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 7:22, archived)

i'm surprised you can use the keyboard
with that crippling mental retardation you suffer from grandad.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

now thats
moar like it!!
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)

Fantastic, another fucking Hugh Dennis.

( Druid, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)

Well, you're clearly a cunt.

( JackAction, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

yep
tell me something i dont know
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)

The only highlight of your life will be that time people called you a cunt on /talk. You'll die alone and I hope your family get cancer.

( JackAction, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)

ah
now thats the true b3ta spirit. none of this "im the best guy so i'm going to say ZYX to look fucking cool"... proper feeling there, and unique too.
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)

No, I genuinely hope they get cancer and that you have to watch their pathetic lives wither away into nothingness.

( JackAction, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:39, archived)

nothing original
still?

come on man.. who throws a shoe!!!
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)

five years and you still haven't donated
maybe if you did you could have a candle or perhaps some cake
( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)

No, it's because he's a cunt.

( JackAction, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)

you
still banging on about that? We established that years ago.
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)

It's not often I agree with you, but on this I do.
Have a drink on me.
( Druid, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)

Wait, you don't always agree with me?

( JackAction, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)

Yes I don't not do.

( Druid, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)

bloody ell
donation nazi!
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)

you can keep your kebab
/ac
( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)