Ah, /talk...Thanks for the support about this.
I know it's probably only internet hardman stuff, but I'm rather shaken by it. I appreciate the good vibes.
Ta.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:48,
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The bloke's a dickhead, don't worry about it dude :)(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:49,
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My rational side says "Absolutely"My puny cowardly side isn't listening to my rational side.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:50,
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I was threatened once, they looked a proper hardcase. She whipped me with her skipping rope as I was walking past and I told her mum and she put her back in the pushchair. The hardcase toddler's mum said sorry.I cried for a little while but I then told myself this.
"YOU'RE 26, BIG BOYS DON'T *sniff* CRY!" and I then did the top button of my coat up so it looked like a cape and I ran off to the station shouting "WHOOOOSH!"
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:55,
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We could always track him down on the internet and expose him to his employers on the internetthen all gang up and kick him in on the internet.
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BraynDedd is a cunt Jesus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:55,
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REDDIT TO THE RESCUE !(
Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:57,
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i have been on the front page of reddit and you didn't even notice :((
Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:28,
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We've got his name, home town, facebook page,photo bucket page, youtube page, moneysavings expert posts, the date and flight number he took to go to poland, details of a caution he had from the police etc etc.
if he keeps pushing it's all going in a email to the police with his hate speach on that chimp website.
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almost makes you want him to push itthe moron.
additionally, remind me not to get on the wrong side of you. although it would have to be far on the wrong side I am sure.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:07,
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He puts paperclips in your pints and stands next to you whilst licking his lips and staring at girls with his seedy perv face on.It's right 'orrible.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:08,
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I can imagine it*shudders*
I feel he has been instrumental in bringing /talk and /OT together though. Now all we need is a big hug and everything will be just fine.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:10,
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Thing is though off topic is all boring and nice, most OT people come over here anyway when they want a laugh and fuck about :)(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:11,
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it's not all nice ;-)I know what you mean though, I've been doing so, and now that people are replying occasionally I don't feel (so much) like an idiot posting non-sequiturs.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:12,
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I say stale mate and just forget about it.Drama over. move on peeps.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:07,
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What the hell happened to your username?It's quite the most extravagant I've seen.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:51,
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Is it a translation of LNADJ etc, then?I'm trying to build up the third word like a primary-school child. It's defeating me...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:04,
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Very clever, those Chinese.They speak Chinese, for one thing. Like natives.
/old Smith and Jones joke blog.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:12,
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That's good to know. I'll redo the list.From worst to best:
Racism
QOTW
Stepping on an upturned plug
A nice lie-in
A blowjob
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Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:51,
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that can't be rightsurely there should be something in between stepping on a plug and a lie-in, you are jumping from awful to great in one move
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:55,
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what sort of sandwich?and what sort of snake?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:14,
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Stepping on an upturned pug is great though.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:05,
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not for the pug(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:14,
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They honk like a goose when you tred on them(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:16,
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I've reported him for having racism in his inbox on facebook,(he's bound to) so he'll lose contact with all his facebook friends.
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man up and kick his grimy arse(
k swizz dozer stepped me because I slept with his sister, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:51,
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Cheer yourself up with thiswww.hydraulicsupermarket.com/hilarious.html
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Man is massive racist internet tough guy(
The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:56,
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+ Racist guy
+ We called Him racist
+ and this
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:57,
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* geet
* big
* heed
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hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:01,
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No worries.I'm sure he's all mouth and no trousers, but he's clearly unhinged and fuckwitted enough to warrant taking a wee bit seriously.
I am disappointed he was banned before he could accept my "academic tag team" offer, though.
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the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:55,
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From his posts, he looked to me like a complete bell-end.I don't understand why people get so bloody worked up. He'd clearly just looked at his works page, seen he was an academic and gone into nutter mode.
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Druid, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:59,
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I'm in a visiting post now,but i'd join in.
How many PhDs does it take to beat up a racist?
None, we're smart enough just to shoot him from a distance.
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Fuck that man,I want to see his face when he BLEEDS*
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the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:04,
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Just read it.What a cunt. All gob and no trousers though, I bet. You'll be fine.
*proffers mug of strong tea and a hob nob*
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:56,
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=/www.b3ta.com/questions/karma/post123199
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:56,
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sickrik.com/questions/whyishouldbefired/post86895
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:00,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/callcentres/post516884
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:05,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/rubbishtowns/post555583
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Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:06,
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My reply to this is almost predicting the future(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:16,
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haha, classiceven down to the police being on his side
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manolith - modomite, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:01,
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revenge is not karmametaphysics fail
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Moon Girl Technologies fuck off Team GB, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:21,
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I'm going to hunt him down in a Honda Accord.A black one.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:00,
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Oh, fuck, yes.Do it.
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the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:04,
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/talk.We're not always cunts.
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Blue Star will blow you a kiss, it should reach you tomorrow, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:02,
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we may be cunts, but we're YOUR cunts.(
the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:04,
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now nowdon't take it too far...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:03,
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Aw shush it upyou're just JEALOUS :P
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Blue Star will blow you a kiss, it should reach you tomorrow, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:08,
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argI'd forgotten about that. damn you.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:10,
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I've never been at the receiving end of /talk cunteryso my experience is one of 100% approval.
Well, OK - 90% approval and 10% utter bafflement.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:08,
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Hey, that's better than me... I've been here for years, and I'm still only at 60% approval, 40% utter bafflement.And it veers more towards bafflement every day.
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:18,
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that's because you've been here years(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:19,
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He's clearly a tit.Mind you, it's easy to drift from talking in a matter-of-fact way to a condescending pushing-their-buttons way, or for someone to mistake one for the other. Whatever you say though, threatening someone like that is completely inexcusable and he's obviously a complete wanker.
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Druid, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:05,
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Nothing is going to happen.Serious violent types don't leave threats on the internet which could be used in evidence against them.
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Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:13,
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I doubt it.I had a death threat posted on a loyalist website years ago. The RUC told me it wasn't worth bothering about, as anything online tends to go nowhere.
And that was UDA, they're incredibly stupid.
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Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:18,
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surely to be that racistyou have to also be really really stupid, i.e. stupid enough to carry out a threat posted on the internet.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:21,
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in that case I take it back(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:27,
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