That's good to know. I'll redo the list.
From worst to best:
Racism
QOTW
Stepping on an upturned plug
A nice lie-in
A blowjob
( Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)

that can't be right
surely there should be something in between stepping on a plug and a lie-in, you are jumping from awful to great in one move
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)

eating a sandwich whilst stepping on a snake

( Lightguy, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)

what sort of sandwich?
and what sort of snake?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)

Stepping on an upturned pug is great though.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)

not for the pug

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)

They honk like a goose when you tred on them

( Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)