That's good to know. I'll redo the list.
From worst to best:
Racism
QOTW
Stepping on an upturned plug
A nice lie-in
A blowjob
( Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)

that can't be right
surely there should be something in between stepping on a plug and a lie-in, you are jumping from awful to great in one move
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)

eating a sandwich whilst stepping on a snake

( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)

what sort of sandwich?
and what sort of snake?
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)

Stepping on an upturned pug is great though.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)

not for the pug

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)

They honk like a goose when you tred on them

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)