an englishsnake, an irishsnake and a scotsnake go into a pub
the regulars are understandably alarmed
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)

And St. Patrick would be too.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:21, archived)