If you wished an illness on someone from b3ta, who would it be?
not mongychops obviously - one of you has got him/her/it already.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)

There were times when I would have said *Dave*
but I find he provides some lol-worthy moments these days
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:21, archived)

Dave is about 15x better than Maffers

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

Who's about 15x better than me?

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

Maffers

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)

Thought so

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
/ac

I'm a big fan of Maffers, and would be more than happy to have him as a flatmate if his circamstances didn't include him getting laid.
( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)

I can't stand maffers

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)

popular page that so he knows.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)

Man you cheese and tuna haters are getting uppity.

( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)

Don't get me wrong here, a kid is a wonderfall thing, but it makes the circamstances to negative towards the situation.

( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)

And after all,
You're my wonderfall ♪♫
( Druid, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)

What?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

Shh, it doesn't have to mean anything

( Druid, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)

I'm a Maffers supporter
he donated for my icon the kind chap!
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)

Dekazer donated mine.
She's a lovely ginger.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)

was she ginger? i've met her and i thought she had brown hair?

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)

Binky donated mine
because deep down she thrives on bitterness and tears
( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)

I like the bloke.
He's fun to drink with.

Call that a seal of approval.
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

Is it worth a 10 mile round trip to buy night nurse?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

The AIDS, on all of you.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

The good AIDS, right?
You know we wont catch it unless we swallow.....
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)

INRBM and Crazyjude again, I don't think they suffered enough with the last one.

( Druid, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)

WHY I AUGHTER .........

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:26, archived)

JUDE
*hugs*
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)

Hi there!
Two guys at work have gone down with it this week.
I'm a CHAMPION.
( Druid, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)

I've had 2 colleagues have it as well
It was good as one of them is a gobby shite.
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)

See, it's not all bad. Were you off work?
I worked from home for two half days, I felt terrible.
Blue Star was off for a week :(
( Druid, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)

I was sent home.
Now I have 2 days off with the abcess
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

Bastard.
I still am croaky. No singing for me :(
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 1:59, archived)

mabazaritchie to get an sti from a black man bare-backing him up the bumhole until the black guy's penis is red with blood that isn't his.
On national telivision.
Syndicated internationaly.
( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)

happytoast

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)

I wish someone would get necrotising fasciitis
it's by far the coolest named flesh eating disease
(GluEid Saeed, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:29, archived)

But who? WHO?

( JackAction, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)

I nominate The Doveston

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)

Crippling shyness
for JMG
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:31, archived)

claustrophobia
it would mean he'd never stay in, ONLINE
'lo G, *waves*
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)

'lo to you too 'zuki
How's yer belly off for spots?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)

I think somebody wished the runs on me
I am too scared to fart at the moment.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)

Oh Mystery Bob.
Why are you so ace.
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)