Yegods!
People from the internet are evil!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8343697.stm
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)

Yeah.
Except me.
I'm fucking lovely, me.
( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)

I would like to present your anti-ginge policy as counterevidence.

( Zuowan, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)

No.
That's just a common-sense policy to make Britain Great again.
( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)

*weeps*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)

Not another one.
:(
Fuck, there's faasaands of 'em now.
( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)

i'll get the fuckin boys round

( Easty is an undergraduate Psychology project, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:06, archived)

CUNT

( Blue Star will blow you a kiss, it should reach you tomorrow, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)

:(
But, but I'm LOVELY!
Everyone says so.
apart from the Ginges, and we already know they can't be trusted.
( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)

You massive racist

(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)

Oh Bogus. :(
Don't tell me they've got to you too?
( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)

Haha, he is a ginger.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)

( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)

WE ARE LEGION

( Zuowan, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)

You utter WRONGSTER!

( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)

Bu he doesn't LOOK Gingeish.

( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)

I totally have ginger blood.
My sister is one, although she's masquerading as a blonde at the minute.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)

Christ, it's worse than I thought.
:(
( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)

All those sexy blondes, I bet they're really ginger.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)

DAMNIT! NO!
ENOUGH of these perfidious GINGEISH LIES!
( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)

He's a double hard bastard
as am I so just watch yourself, penguin fucker

/OMG threats, ONLINE.
( Blue Star will blow you a kiss, it should reach you tomorrow, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)

Shush it RIGHT up Gingezilla.
I'm going to make sure you're on the first transport to the East.
( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)

Shit, that won't work, Bogus will just take over the trains.
This plan might need a bit more thought.
( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)

Bad news, racist man.
The East Is Red
( Zuowan, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)

Bolshevism is just another example of the evil Ginge plots.

( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)

Internet.
Internet Internet Internet Internet.
( Zuowan, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)

internet?

( manolith - modomite, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)

Internet.

( Zuowan, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)

internet
( manolith - modomite, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)

Internet curtains

( Zuowan, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)

haha
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8343585.stm

I used to do this with my cousins all the time. There's a video of me on youtube having a duel with hexachordal at opposite ends of my garden with them.
( moohalaa, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)

Then you are a fucking idiot.
So is Hexachordal.

Total fucking idiots.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)

Aye, we are

( moohalaa, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)

I've seen proper injuries caused by people being twats like that
and a friend of mine at school was blinded because someone thought that would be funny.

It's not.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)

it is!

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)

cars also kill people! and peanuts! etc.
It was a laugh and they weren't industrial sized roman candles, neither were we doing it from ten feet apart. More like eighty.

Still, it's very silly, but a lot of fun.
( moohalaa, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)

extreme sports!
OMG
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)

You really need to see the children's burns and plastics ward around this time of year
and then say 'oh it's silly but so much fun!'

The risk far outweighs any momentary thrill, and I think once you've seen someone burnt horribly because of the actions of a fuckwit with a firework, you alter your perspective somewhat.

Fireworks are great fun, used properly and handled with respect and care. Likening them to cars or peanuts is a bit of a failed analogy - you wouldn't deliberately drive a car at someone, or forcefeed peanuts to someone with allergies, so why aim a firework at them? Used properly, the risk is minimised - waving them around and aiming them at people is not using them properly
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)

What if you're using them in self defence?

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)

Carry on ;)

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)

or if you are trying to fix sammi's face?

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)

why would you be using shop bought fireworks for that?
It'd be like trying to dig a tunnel with a spoon
( moohalaa, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)

maybe if you attached a catherine wheel to her nose,
it might whirl her face into perspective?
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)

Try half a pound of C4

( moohalaa, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)

a bit like drug abuse or extreme sports then.

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)

It's not like we were pointing foot-long rockets that explode at each other
I'm not denying it wasn't fun, just pretty daft.
( moohalaa, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)

they're not meant to explode
but sometimes they do
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)

Unless they're a witch.
It's still totally ok to set fire to witches, yes?
( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)

Was it like when PJ got blinded at paintball?

( Zuowan, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)

With more screaming, ambulances, loss of skin and plastic surgery.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)

Jeff man I canny see

( BindiBaji, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)

Gay idiots too
That's probably illegal.
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)

If there was a law, it would be against it.

( Zuowan, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)

Natural law exists
I vote for natural justice. To the flaming torch and pitchfork shop!
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)

i've done it too.
every boy has.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)

I stand by my opinion here.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)

dangerous things are everywhere.

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)

I agree that it's stupid but then boys will be boys.
We used to make bombs and flame throwers all the time. It's what we do.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)

I used to make explosives, and certainly have had fun with molotovs
but I never used any chemical that I didn't know, never aimed them at people, and I never used anything that had been 'mixed' by someone else - such as a firework. You've no idea what has been used in them, and therefore it's difficult to predict the reaction.

As I said, I've seen some horrific injuries that could have been easily avoided.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)

oh lighten up

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)

Go throw fireworks at your mum.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)

She threw them all at a dog.

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)

I launched a rocket out of some guttering but I was stupid and sawed off the wooden tail so it was easier to transport to the woods.
I almost blew up my bike.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)

haha!

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)

I did this
( Zuowan, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)

my cousins used to use plastic tubing and seal one end
and slide a rocket in the top, and 'shoulder-launch' it with some accuracy.

Our mothers were livid and our dads cheered us on and bought more for us. Never had any injury asides singed fingers.
( moohalaa, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)

My dad taught me how to make a blow gun out of aluminum piping, fire extingishers, cones of card and 4 inch wood screws.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)

girls just don't understand man.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)

sparkler bombs were great fun.
Put a hundred or so dirt cheap sparklers in a bunch, duct tape everything and set it in the ground, with one 'candle' sparkler at the top.

Light and run. Blows the metal apart into a pretty porcupine thing lifehackery.com/qimages/5/sparkler-bomb.jpg
( moohalaa, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)

that sounds like great fun.
Man, I'm totally going to buy some explosives tonight.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)

Buy them?
Why don't you man up and make some?
( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)

Because I'm lazy and they won't be as pretty

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)

pfft, me, conor, easty, hexachordal
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajA7d_feyRc

we are idiots. WE COULD HAVE DIED. Or singed easty's lovely red locks.
( moohalaa, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)

Haha
Sounds like great craic.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)

good lass.
Don't ever turn into a mum and get all 'mummy' on us boys :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)

I will in me hole.
I'd probably be the one buying them, or modifying them to make them more wooshy.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)

Don't put fireworks in your hole!!!!!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)

harty tarty tiddley tar oi'll just put this banger in me foof, dese here tam-poppers will make me rag week go with a bang, noi

( moohalaa, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)

I'm not from fucking Belfast

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)

I like this.

( Zuowan, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)

I've always been the same about fireworks.
My dad got burnt when I was a child, and then my friend lost his sight when a firework was thrown at him.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)

I think this is why you've got those views and feel very strongly about them because it's effected you.
Many people it hasn't.

Like you smoke, right? I know some people that say that it's selfish and blah blah because their mum died from cancer and blah blah. it's just the way people's minds work. If it doesn't/ hasn't effected you so the risks aren't there.

personally? I wouldn't ever do anything too stupid, maybe light an air bomb unburied and run away and hide behind a log but that's it.

Everything I did was with calculated risk and not so anything bad could really happen.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)

Fucking hell, didn't EVERYBODY do that?
Is that what they call news?
( Zuowan, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)

You used to punch them in the face before popping one in?
I know cousins sometimes get a bit close, but you've crossed a line here
( Malaka omdz, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)

Back in the days of the annual Drumcree riots the loyalists used to attack the RUC with fireworks.
Some of the prettiest terrorism I've ever seen.
( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)

Say what you like about them, at least they had style.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)

Are you getting dole yet?

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)

NO.
Cunts. Signing again tomorrow. Sort that out for me, there's a good chap.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)

This is why everyone should watch hollyoaks.
The retarded kid blows himself up today at 6:30.
( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)

What channel?

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)

C4, 6:30

( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)

I know I'm evil
I can't speak for anyone else though
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)

I think rape is terrible unless the rapist is really good at making films.

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)

Some people
and not just from the internet.
(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)

I say BAN THE INTERNETS.
Except the good ones.
( Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)

I know, imagine being raped by someone called DEREK! fuck sake, I'd at least want them to have a decent name.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)

I have a decent name...
...
...
(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)

Yours is the sound gay lions make.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)

"Rawrrr"?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)

Roari, Roary, something like that

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)

Shut up, it's a lovely Irish name.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)

Thanks esme.

(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)

Maggie sounds like a nick name for a silver stealing bird
:D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)

Yes, what of it?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)

You have a lovely name,

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)

Shut up Kevin.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)

i bet your name is barney

( manolith - modomite, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)

Ruari,
it's pronounced brewery without the b.
(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)

More or less.

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)

It's the easiest way to explain it to the English,
I've had 20ish years of practice.
(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)

It would almost be embarrassing, if it wasn't for the rape thing.
I just can't take the name seriously at all.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)

Here's a far better headline.
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/nov/04/france-autistic-tories-castrated-uk
( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)

I heard that on the news today,
but forgot about it until now.
A lot of people hate the french, I think they're great.
(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)

i like how the tories have made friends with the people they have in europe
presumably so that the bnp struggles to find people to make any sort of coalition with.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6492334
( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)

what has the fact that the guardian ran that advert got to do with anything anyway?

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)

What advert?

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)

in the thread.
you know.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)

Oh, that.
I've no idea. Perhaps rnuk was just pointing out that he knows a fact.
( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)

well that is good, that he knows a fact!

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)

Someone should make him a badge.

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)

he would look ever so smart with a badge

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)

Oh right yeah.
I feel like walking up a mountain or some shit. Who wants to come with me?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)

You want to walk up some shit?

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)

a green range rover with a canvas roof?
what kind of fruity car is that?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)

I'm not going to read that because everyone says you a re dull and I believe everything that is written on the internet because I can not formulate fkgflg dfg
...




sorry... I drooled on my keyboard
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)

*formulates fkgflg dfg*

( Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)