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Often found on piers enticing the tourists

(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
Pffffft

(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
she's had brighton right through her.

(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
that doesn't make sense.

(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
It wasn't any better when I tried it, either.
We need to re-calibrate our euphemismomiters.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
pink on the oustide
minty on the inside, and with "scarborough" written through her?
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
She's so big she's got 'Welcome to Scarborough please take your rubbish home - help keep Yorkshire tidy' written through her

(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
Yo mamma so fat
she wrapped in cellophane.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
she come from both sides of the family

(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
five minutes of pleasure followed by a trip to a medical professional

(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)

a trip to a medical professional your teeth falling out

shirely?
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
I've lost teeth eating her.

(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
It takes hours to finish her off if you just use your mouth?

(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
I just usually leave her half done getting dusty on her damp bits.

(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)