Dunking biscuits in milk
is the new oral sex.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)

I hate milk.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)

Fuck you
that's a really shit trait for a mammal.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)

Fuck you
It's fucking shit, like your face.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)

Well if my face is shit, what does that make your face ?
A big ARSE that's what.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)

My face is a pert derriére, thank you very much.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)

Yes
A bony little shrivelled arse, like that of a starving biafran.

What the fuck is a biafran ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)

Someone from biafra, part of Africa, I think.
I googled it a while ago. I can't be arsed doing so again, so you'll just have to take my word for it.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

Don't say I never do anything for you:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biafran
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)

What is the point of these links
when none of them will show me ladies breasts with no clothes covering them ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

NSFW
images.google.ie/images?q=ladies%20breasts%20with%20no%20clothes%20covering%20them&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)

Gold top milk is all of the yummers

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)

I agree
but have you seen the new popular page on Off Topic? It's way better than yours
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)

I aint seen shit
what the fuck are you talking about ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)

Your mum

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)

You'll have to dig her up first.
and sew her back together.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)

Goatworrier has his own popular page?

( Malchickles, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)

I am the popular page
the whole concept of a popular page is one of my dreams that imagined itself.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)

cookies are the best to dunk.
soft ones, like Millie's.

right into Esme's vagina.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)

and then afterwards, you lick all the juicy miasma off your elbow.

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)

WHO THE FUCK IS EMSE

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)

*hands in pockets* whistles* dunno wha'at you're tawkin' abaat luv

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)

and yet you're not upset that I'm talkig about your fanny again ....
I can't help it. I'm sorry. it's like an obsession.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)

It doesn't even register anymore, I just skim over it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)

*clicks*

( Malchickles, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

That doesn't even make sense, you fat eyed cunt.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

You have a bucket-fanny.
That's basically what I'm saying.
( Malchickles, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)

penis cussed :(
I'm going to pad it out with a duvet.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

also, you ...you skim....read my posts ?:'(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

Can you fit them in sideways or do you have to scrunch them up a bit

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)

you have to break a packet of digestives in half.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)

This needs to be on the internet RIGHT NOW
Why can I not see biscuits being pushed into irish fanny, this is a disgrace, you're shit internet
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)

Google Image search
comes up with this for "biscuits being pushed into irish fanny"
Make of that what you will.
( Malchickles, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)

SFW, by the way.

( Malchickles, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)

The one second from the left is crying
Why is she crying Malchick, why
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)

She's got the garibaldis stuff up there and one of the corners skimmed of the edge of her minge.
It hasn't had a chance to heal because a raisin has gotten lodged in the wound.

Frankly, she's putting on a brave face, considering.
( Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)

It's nearly Christmas.
Instead of biscuits, it'll be Quality Street or Roses at this time of year.
( Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)

Oh man shoving loads of those fudge coins up there and then a few hours later they'll dribble out and set into a giant fudge coin

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

I totally wasn't paying attention to this subthread.
CAN WE ALL STOP TALKING ABOUT SHOVING BISCUITS UP ME.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

How about nutrigrain bars
Or a rolled up picture of Terry Wogan
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)

or AND
( Blue Star will blow you a kiss, it should reach you tomorrow, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)

rolled up picture of
Wogan 's Chocolate Orange
( Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)

I think every person here would happily take a Terry's Chocolate Orange up the back door
Especially if you could push it back out in segments
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)

Pffffffft

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)

hehehehee sorry :)
EDIT: not even a custard cream? :0
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)

Dunking in tea is waaaaaaaaaaay better

( KarmasEnemy Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)

Totally love brayburn apples.
I reckon they're the best apples.

HOW DO YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?
( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)

Golden delicious is waaaaaaaaaaaay better :P

( KarmasEnemy Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)

My favourite are Pink Lady.
Stick that up your chuff and spin on it.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)

I like them used as an organic ball-gag
On a goat.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)

Totally saw a goat today.
I want to get one, stupid fucking parent cunts won't let me. Bastards.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)

OMG LOL U R AN BABY

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

Nah, just a failure at the whole life thing.
Hurray!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)

I eat cooking apples raw and then get an upset tummy and shit myself

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

Mmmmmm
SALTY
( Blue Star will blow you a kiss, it should reach you tomorrow, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)

Haha yeah and like Rich Tea, what's that all about?
Now let's reminisce.
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)

LOL
I remember when your mum was a virgin and fake mashed potato was advertised by robots.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)

I'll let you into a little secret.
I sometimes get a little slice of cheese, something nice like emintile, and I put that on a rich tea and I eat it

Rich tea is awesome as a cracker.
( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)

Fucking hell, that's the best spelling of emmenthal ever.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)

=)

( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)

This makes sense!
I shall use this information wisely.

I like roquefort on dark chocolate hob nobs
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

milk is great with ice cubes...mmm...
but right now I have tea
whatwhaaaaaaaat
( k swizz dozer stepped me because I slept with his sister, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)

You're doing it wrong.
And your wife/partner/girlfriend/victim must be very confused.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)