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I've just finished building a huge bonfire
in the garden. What a great excuse to get rid of loads of shit.
What is your excuse?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
i'm a massive wanker
*edit* god you're SO predictable!
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
Damn right.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
NOW you're catching on

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - modomite, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
You should click it too.
It's a fantastic realisation.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
MONO! is shouting at me on facebook, he's very mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
Tell him, from me, FUCK OFF!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
He's such a child.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
so's your face, poopants-head!
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - modomite, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
COWARD

(I helped save b3ta! agent binkybee, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
*runs back*
*pulls your hair*
*runs away again*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - modomite, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
So unfreind him.
Who needs losers?
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
That is possibly the lamest sentence I've read all day
you terrible cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
I'd have me put down.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
oh man, call him MONGO!
he'll never see that coming. shit, i'm a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - modomite, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
Beardy

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
i'm that and all

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - modomite, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
Mungo Holland.
Because he looks like a fatfaced Jools Holland. Vaguely. A bit. In the dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
I need to move out in january,
I can't take all my shit with me.
(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
I'll have a spare room in january.
Seriously, if you're up for it, let me know
(I helped save b3ta! Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
Aw man! that would be the best sitcom EVER :D
Big Band Theory 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
I'm hoping to end up with that "How I meet your mother" show.
Oh god, Felicia Day is the most georgous lovely women in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
Yeah I saw,
commuting from london to milton keynes is a bit opposite though.
(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
Oof, live with 90nzo and Sexface or in Milton Keynes?
Bad times.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
I could always live somewhere else.

(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
It would be quite a treck.
Maybe they could relocate your job?
(I helped save b3ta! Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
That's a possibility but I actually like milton keynes.

(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)

actually smell
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
Hahahaha, you're funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
I've got a big pot of stew simmering away.
YUM YUM.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
Gimme some.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
If you want.
It'll be ready in about two and a half hours. You could make it up for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
I could, especially with the Carlow bypass.
Best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
No more Carlow, ever.
HURRAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
Thank fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
I've got an erection.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
Hit it with a shitty stick.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
Marquee in the garden?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
Put a guy on the end of it and burn it.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
Man, I so want to have a bonfire tonight :(
Ah well, I've got next week from tuesday to next monday off :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
It is a big one.
I might invite a few round actually. There is a shed load (literally) of booze here. A shed, but full of booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
When you burning it?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
about 6ish

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
FWA SHOOM!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
i still don't understand
can you explain it again?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - modomite, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
big load rubbish mostly wood
i make fire
rubbish all goes away
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
Oh I need to
My house is filled with rubbish. MAKE ME THROW IT AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
Faecal build up.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
I don't have enough shit collected to start getting rid of it yet

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
That's what you get for trying to have your dirty protest at the same time as your hunger strike.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
I mean, the only clutter in my living room is the orchids and the nabaztag
And the rest of the house is pretty much empty.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
Although, I do have those fraggles in the office

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
And all those boxes of wood in the garage for the brazier

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
[something funny]

(I helped save b3ta! hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
Falling standards.
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/8341517.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
Baaa-d times.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
hahahahahahaahaha fucking brilliant
Also, why the fuck are his ewes pregnant at this time of year? They only got fucking sprayed, they get sprayed anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
that's actually quite funny

(I helped save b3ta! hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
I've not been mentally stimulated all day and now my brain feels thick.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
It shouldn't be hard to find a mental or two on here willing to stimulate you.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
I'm Aardvark.
That's all the excuse I need.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
woo!
let's get this aardvark paarty staarted!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - modomite, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
*laambaadaas*

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark "Okay droog?" "Okay", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
i fully approve the celebration of dead catholics.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
The Ginges made me do it.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)