what the fuck
b3ta.com/questions/teenagecrushes/post560598

this is top class noncing

delete /qotw
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)

I've met that guy

(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:33, archived)

i'm getting fucking sick and tired of people linking to qotw on here
I hate qotw. I ignore it. It's shit. I don't go over to off topic and say "you're shit lol". It is what it is. Asbergers. Autism. Lies. Length jokes. Shit art. Shit. It's shit.

I don't want it infecting /talk.
(__, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:34, archived)

yeah! you put your foot down!

(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)

This may be the only time I'll ever say ^this to a Friz post

( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)

You've probably got a point there.

(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)

STOP TALKING SENSE

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)

HURRAH FOR FRIZ

( Mrs. Sp@m, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)

I was inspired by your name change

(__, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)

I'd do one about burning catholics but that would only upset Sp@m, what with her being one of the idolotrous cunts herself.

(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)

Good evening!
I've just finished boiling pig's feet and mixing meat. I'm very worried though, I managed to find some mace for the filling and put in the right amount according to a recipe I found. The meat smells of mace. Just mace.
( Druid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)

You have to be careful
Full pie update on facecock
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)

I've rinsed the meat umpteen times, it still smells of mace.
One and a half teaspoons. It's mad.
( Druid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)

Don't worry
It might calm down in the cooking. You could see by just cooking up a bit of the meat, you know, fry a bit off.
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)

I think it'll be OK. It's not like I can do much more,
it'll be a shame to waste a tenner's worth of meat though.
( Druid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)

If all else fails it will make a particularly fragrant curry

(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)

how much meat?
one and a half teaspoons of mace is bugger all. It needs cooking to take the smell away. nutmeg smells like a bugger until you cook it.

I put more nutmeg than that into white sauce for a lasagne for one, and you'd barely notice it. Do not fret.
( the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)

I'm sure it'll be OK, it's just the first time I've used it
and I was astounded how pungent it was.
( Druid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)

it's just the smell
really. it's not a strong taste at all when cooked. Fear not. Your pie will rock worlds, and shit.

/I don't usually use mace tbh, I prefer to just buy whole nutmeg and grate it, gives you the mace and the core. It's a bit less pungent, for reference, but similar flavour.
( the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

My mother is a Catholic I am Church of England

( Mrs. Sp@m, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)

Yeah well
Something something something
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)

HA!

( Mrs. Sp@m, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)

No pie for you
No, siree
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)

I don't want no pie

( Mrs. Sp@m, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)

Not even
This one?
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)

I WANT THAT PIE

( Druid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)

Tomorrow is the day I see what it tastes like
I'll be well happy if it turns out of the tin at all to be honest.
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)

what is in it?
i would say 'nyom' but don't really approve of that sort of behaviour
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)

Pigs
Apple, cheese and assorted spices, plus jellificated stock of course.
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

good
good, good and good
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

YAY I am an official muse

( Mrs. Sp@m, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:52, archived)

Good idea!
(Getting in there early)
( Eddache EddEgg on DrawSomething. Also BUY MY BOOK YOU SHIT, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)

Wait til December, man :(

(__, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)

I'm going to click 'i like this'

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)

Don't you fucking dare.
You'll be laughing at his songs before you know it.
( JackAction, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)

oh c'mon the guy's had so many FPs there must be a song for all of us

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)

I hope everyone's happy. You've Friz on the popular page. I don't know how you people sleep at night.

( JackAction, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)

i drink myself into oblivion
speaking of which have you decided on a venue yet?
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)

I haven't even booked a train ticket.

( JackAction, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:52, archived)

if i end up in a pub with just Sexface! and Gonzo I won't be happy

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)

Wouldn't it be worse if DAVE got onto the popular page
See that? i said POPULAR
( DaveExclamationMark speedcoredave.co.uk | Pinkie Pie Style!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)

Never happen Dave.
:(
( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

:(

( DaveExclamationMark speedcoredave.co.uk | Pinkie Pie Style!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)

YES

( DaveExclamationMark speedcoredave.co.uk | Pinkie Pie Style!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)

oh christ
are children not even allowed to have childhood crushes anymore without being nonces?
( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)

Children, yes.
But you can tell that guy is a retiree so was actually around 40 when she appeared.

Nonces. QOTW. Hand in hand.
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)

Profile Info: Male, mid 30's, geek, and proud of it.

( Dobsky, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)

he must be lying!

( weaver. buy my games you slags!, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)

You sound like the Paedofinder General, only not
as funny.
( Druid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)

I love that guy.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)

What the fuck are you banging on about now?
I remember seeing the test card in the early seventies. During the school holidays, until the kids' programmes actually started there'd just be that fucking picture and some shitty music for anything up to an hour.
( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)

And then Crown Court
:(((((
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)

Oh christ yes.
Crown fucking court.
:(
( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)

lol old!

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)

How do you know what we're on about?
Unless you're an oldster too? ARE YOU? TELL US?
(bogus official jejus was born in a stable but he wossant A horse, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

oh bogus you've rumbled me i am no twenty-something hip young gunslinger

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)

Explain how a child having a crush on a child is noncing

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)

Ignore it. It's just another "look how pathetic QOTW are!"
When all he's doing is showing his patheticness by browsing the fucking section in the first place
(__, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)

I made a mock QOTW post when badger was getting harrassed,
I was going to paste it here but he's not been around when I have so I've never had a chance to post it.
( Druid, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)

This is a good point

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)

You should be more tolerant of other people's views.

( Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)

I just.. don't give a shit about QOTW
This was when they completely failed.. b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post459080
(__, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

The episode of Criminal Intent on now is about a missing girl left in a hotel room while her parents were in a restaurant.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)

Jonathan Creek should have done something about it

(__, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:05, archived)

LOLmaddie.

( the mighty badger "the Pippa Middleton of /OT", Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)

lol i know

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)