so anyway
I hear piston broke went to denmark to learn about cults
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)

I remember this time a red car and a blue car had a race.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)

But all the red one wanted to do was stuff his face

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)

He was eats everything he sees, from trucks to prickly trees

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)

but good old blue he took the milky way

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)

I've got no idea what this means but it's catchy

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)

It's from the Milky Way ad, duh.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)

Yeah I know that,
but what does it mean?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)

The blue car took the route with the milky way on it, so he was lighter and didn't end up breaking the road.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)

No, that's what it means,
but what does it mean?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)

It means STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE YOU FAT FUCK

( SuperMatt, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)

NO U

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)

I would like to see a control experiment where the red car has the milky way

(__, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)

Or perhaps a 3rd car that does not stuff its face nor take the Milky Way

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)

And the experiment repeated a sufficient amount of times

( SuperMatt, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)

To be fair to the automotive industry,
they should use various makes and models.
( Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)

Did they actually go two different ruites?
Because if they did, the test is completely unfair.
( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)

yeah the route with the milky way had a billboard with Friz's face on it

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:27, archived)

Really?
These sound like Cake lyrics
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)

i'm wearing my onion head hat atm

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:27, archived)

SHUSH IT UP THERE'S A BASH TOMORROW

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)

oh god
LOL B4SH!!!!!
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)

i used to go to bashes
eww
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)

I've never been to a b4sh

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)

Just thought you should know

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)

Do I mean nothing to you?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)

I've never met you.
I heard about you though.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)

I've seen the greasy orange snail trails.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)

I have met sickrik
at a c.a.t.g ages ago.

Actually a nice bloke and not a bell end.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)

I've got a photo of you at the London Christmas bash
You looked happy enough.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)

Did he have his winkie in a stripper?

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)

yup, he ended up with paint on his dickle and 2nd degree burns though

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)

For SickRik, these are minor inconveniences
His sixteen inch layer of STDs keeps him safe from most injuries
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)

...
farm3.static.flickr.com/2314/1718052855_55d34f6e3c.jpg?v=0
( moohalaa, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)

Oh jesus

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)

:(

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)

who's behind sickrik?

( weaver. buy my games you slags!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)

Webwench by the looks of things

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:37, archived)

L-R
Fluzzy, me, SickRik, WebWench, Kersal Missive, PsychoChomp
( moohalaa, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:55, archived)

ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE NOW DEAD

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)

there's a bash tonight too

( planearm, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:21, archived)

So yeah I heard this SickRik guy like sex with ladies
But he never mentions it.
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)

There was a reply here
There isn't now
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)

I got confused with him and sexface
it's an easy mistake to make
( planearm, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)

They're both sleazy fuckers
But we love them
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)

I'd replied to the reply rather wittily.
Frankly, I want my money back.
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)

The deletion of that reply is a tragedy I don't think this board will ever recover from
The halcyon days are over
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:28, archived)

SickRik and Piston
sitting in a tree
The leaves turned orange before falling off through boredom
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)

pfft

( k swizz dozer stepped me because I slept with his sister, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)

Hoorah!
*bums*
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)

oh hai!

( k swizz dozer stepped me because I slept with his sister, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)

Haha
Hello Broady Swordy!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)

ESME WESME!
Got an exciting weekend lined up?
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)

Oh I don't know.
Possibly camping.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:26, archived)

OOOOhhhhh! Get you!

( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:28, archived)

Have a crying baby on me now.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)

Oh shit, she's spawning!
GET THE ELEPHANT GUN
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)

NOT MINE, NOT MINE
My uterus is a barren wasteland.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:19, archived)

If you sit down naked does tumbleweed roll out?

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:27, archived)

It randomly catches fire during hot summers.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:29, archived)

And to think she told us she just turned 'ginger' in the Summer!
The cheek
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:31, archived)

I never said such a thing!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)

Starving bedouin tribes make a run for it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)

It gets THAT bored.

( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:48, archived)

Mimsies do tend to yawn a lot

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:49, archived)

yay! My baby cousin is here again.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)

ahh, the joys of ouija

( Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)

Pffft

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)

Shut your orange hole.
/ac
( Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:23, archived)

Yes... and?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)

I had no idea he was into guns.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:21, archived)

Yeah', so why don't OH MY GOD SOMEONE LET A HONEY BADGER INTO MY OFFICE AND NOW MY CHRISTMAS TREE IS RUINED OH GOD, HE'S LOOKING AT ME WITH RAPEY EYES

( Pops the putz. Most hurt actor? bruise WIll is., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:21, archived)

Be not afraid, gentle Gonzo
The Honey Badger can be ferocious, but respect the Honey Badger and he too will treat you with respect.

Just do not, whatever you do, making buzzing noises.
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:28, archived)

I think you're one of the funniest people on here.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:33, archived)

OH EM GEE
Mad blushin'
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)

Smash it with hammers.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)