There was a lady in town the other day walking a tiny pug puppy.

( JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)

You need to stop this.
I'm going to go out and buy one tomorrow otherwise and I'll get in trouble with the anti snuffle police.
( Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)

Can I just say,
I watched a Cher music video the other day and they look nothing like you.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)

I know.
Then again we all know Amerous Badger does wear big ol ashtray thickness glasses. Standing next to him I feel like a muscle man.
( Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)

I live with my mother because fat people are fat.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)

I'm Cher because ugly people are ugly

( Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)