I know.
Then again we all know Amerous Badger does wear big ol ashtray thickness glasses. Standing next to him I feel like a muscle man.
( Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)

I live with my mother because fat people are fat.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)

I'm Cher because ugly people are ugly

( Donkey Gums twitter.com/jetjacuzzi, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)