People my age are shit.
Not one person I've asked has any idea what "Catchphrase", "Bullseye" or "It's a Knockout" are. :(
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

That's because the youth are retarded
JEWARD TO WIN XFACTA!!!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

I still see it as some small victory that I have no clue who any of the people are on X Factor

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)

You should hang out with Mr Chips then

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

So when are you coming out with me since we pretty much live about 10 mins walk away from each other?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

When you come out with me for my birthday.

( JackAction, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

I'm driving wildheart baby about the next day but since I'll be in London I'll be about for a few.
Where you having it?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

Good question.

( JackAction, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

The Porterhouse at six o clock. If it's shit, we'll find somewhere else.

( JackAction, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

this could be my first b45h
what do we do?
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)

Well, I'm going to get smashed and pass out. Then SexFace will probably touch me up.

( JackAction, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

This agrees with my interests
Well the getting smashed bit, not the touching JA up bit
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)

You'll soon change your mind.

( JackAction, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

pretty much live about 10 mins walk away from each other are both HOOM!
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

HOOM!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

JEFF?

(GluEid Saeed, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

Glued Eel. I, personnaly think you are the funniest b3tan ever. Everyone should recognise this, because you are.
If you had to choose you favourite b3tan, who makes you laugh, honestly who would you choose?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

I'd like to go on record here in agreement with DG.

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

mns is right about DG being right.

( JackAction, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

JA & mns are correct

also I've only just worked out who mns is
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

:)

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

It would look like terrible back pattery if I said it was you

(GluEid Saeed, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

Then just tell him the truth and admit that it's me.

( JackAction, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

gooch frequently made me snort tea onto my monitor

(GluEid Saeed, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

I miss Gooch.

( JackAction, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

we all miss gooch

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

not as muchas Gooch misses all of us

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)

This is true.
but speak from your heart dude.

I want to feel like a disciple, as you're are the most mysterious, we don't know wont what you look like or anything, yet you're our favourite.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

I CANNAE SEE

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

Look, just show us your tits

( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

http://cr3.cr3ation.com/s2/jpg/dgsboobies.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

PHWOOAR
*slaps back of neck excitedly*
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

Woah... how did you get misusscompiler to email you those?!

(__, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

I got the skills with the girls
photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs007.snc3/11440_316175515631_820220631_9430167_470773_n.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

they can fairly spread them

(GluEid Saeed, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

Fuck's sake, NSFW.

( JackAction, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)

Not safe for woodpeckers?

( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

They're clearly fake.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

Whoa now, when did you get a Lars Frederiksen sig?

( JackAction, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

I'm a Bastard.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

King of rock and roll?

( JackAction, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)

The oldest kids I teach are 14
None of them knew what Live and Kicking was

:(


:(
(__, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

:(((((((

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

Someone should compile a list of things like this.

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

and put it on a handy website!
Maybe in blog format!
( in vino veritas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

Are they shit,
or are you a curmudgeon who think's retro is cool and wont look at the possibility that maybe contemporary stuff that appeals to your own age group is actually alright, and you have some kind of complex?

I'm assuming you're 20 or something.
(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

No, they're shit.
We were having a vague conversation about television from "when we were younger". Contemporary stuff didn't come into it.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

this is why my fucking blog exists
wannafeelold.tumblr.com

why bother keeping a blog about this subject if nobody will ever fucking refer to it
(__, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

I dunno. Ask anyone who's ever made a blog, ever.

( JackAction, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

HD READY

(__, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

see above

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

So they didn't know some old stuff from TV and you did?

(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

ALL young people are shit.

( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

How many people did you ask?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

A good 10 or 11

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

Don't you mean a shit 10 or 11 people?
I mean, they didn't even know what fucking Bullseye was FFS
( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

Bullseye was the worst. I got accused of "making it up"

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

Ha ha ha!
They didn't believe that a washed up stand up comic presented a primetime Sunday afternoon gameshow featuring a cartoon bull that played darts where the object included spelling a word and throwing darts at a prize board to win a teasmaid, a set of matching luggage and had a star prize of a speedboat, a caravan or a fitted kitchen??
The fucking idiots.
( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

Now you put it that way....
I said "a quiz show that had a darts theme"

Their response was "that's a fucking lie, nobody likes darts."
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

You should have arrowed them right in the face.

( stuj a big ball of voilance and hatrid, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN ONE

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

Clickin' dis

(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)

let's see what you could have won

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

Stay out of the black
And into the red
There's nothing in this game
For two in a bed.


Poetry. Beautiful poetry.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

The last series of Bullseye on ITV was shown in 1995
That's 14 years ago.
( in vino veritas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

Isn't it still shown on one of the dole channels?

( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

Yes but who watches the Challenge channel?

( in vino veritas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

Someone dole, probably living with their mum, maybe bald
no idea who fits that demographic
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)

My computer monitor at work has a Dole label stuck to it
I have a peculiar co-worker.
( in vino veritas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

I do make a great p*e though.
Honestly, it looks awesome!
I shall iText you a picture, because I don't want to a) spoil the surprise for people going tomorrow and b) risk the wrath of Team FUCK PIE
( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

FUCK PIE

( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

OK
:D
( in vino veritas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

FUCK PIE

( JackAction, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

oh man, it's bad enough knowing people share photos of their boob's
but now I'm missing out on full frontal pie shots too :((
(GluEid Saeed, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

FUCK PIE makes me think of loads of fat b3tans copying *that* scene in American Pie

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

*shifty eyes*

( h3donist totally spamming my novel - see profile :), Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

If they are about 20 then they would have been 6.
I have only vague memories of tv programs from a few years back, never mind when I was six.
(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

Quite so
It's eminently reasonable that they either wouldn't have watched it or would have forgotten it if they did.

I remember it all too well. I was 17 or 18 in 1995.
( in vino veritas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

Well you can thank your lucky stars that you do,
else Karl would think you're shit too!
And i'm sure you'd be gutted.
(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

He probably thinks I'm shit anyway
for some other reason. Possibly for being too old.
( in vino veritas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

Two out of the three shows he mentioned have been referenced in popular culture more recently though.
There has been a fuckload of talking head style "I LOVE OLD TELLY" or "100 FUNNIEST OLD TELLY MOMENTS" programmes or failing that, there is always "PETER KAY'S ONE TRICK PONY STAND-UP ACT" which he has been doing as late as 2005
( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

i fucking hate peter kay

Though I did quite like Phoenix Nights
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

But if you don't remember the old telly
there's absolutely no point in watching nostalgia shows about it.

They're nearly unbearable to watch sober even if you DO remember the shows.
( in vino veritas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

That's why I always watch TV drunk.
Not that I even own an TV
( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

I see what you're saying,
but if you didn't know the shows those programs would wash over you.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

I guess I'm one of a select few people that have knowledge of things that happened before I was 6
I could probably make quite a list of "Things That Existed Prior to 1981"

I wonder if thingsthatexistedbeforeiwas6yearsold.tumblr.com is available?
( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

I think things that existed before 1981 would be quite a long list.
Maybe narrow it to 'Things that existed before 1981, but after 1975, and happened in the region where I lived or were viewable on local televison'
(misusscompiler was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)

Either way, Karl's friends are probably still shit

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)

Is your missus one of the shit ones?
'cause if you're gonna dump her over it, let the girl know thatI'd give her a quick one to soften the blow.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

Have you not seen his missus?
She's got a cracking cock
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

I've never seen Sale of the Century or Take Your Pick
*shrugs*
( in vino veritas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

Duh! That's because they were on ITV

( mns I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

Yeah

( in vino veritas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

what's that thing that I remember when I remember things like spatz
but it was an alien that sat on the ceiling
(GluEid Saeed, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)

Mike and Angelo?

( Gvpyczjppcl oo-ooo oo-ooo oo-oo-ooo oo-oo BARBRA STREISAND, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

YES

(GluEid Saeed, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

Mike and Angelo?

( h3donist totally spamming my novel - see profile :), Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

no, I don't think it was

(GluEid Saeed, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

fuck, too late

( h3donist totally spamming my novel - see profile :), Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

Spatz was set in the burger restaurant wasn't it?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

I think that might have been Mike and Angelo

(GluEid Saeed, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

was that when a kid with massive glasses wore a helment and was guided through a CGI dungeon by 3 other kids with massive glasses?

( h3donist totally spamming my novel - see profile :), Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)

You're thinking of Palace Hill the spin off from Your Mother Wouldn't Like It

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)

NUT THE FUCKERS.
I love Catchphrase though.
( Major Turd Former Foolius, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

I don't even own a people my age.

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)

alright cowfoo

( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

alright broads

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

word

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

How goes it?

( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)

A bit homelessy
but other than that, pretty fucking great. You?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

Shit, really?
I feel bad, I've got two homes.
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)